tehwickedends

"if you say thats what she said one more time Im going to pop you."

Damn you Internet, maybe possibly if you didnt crash 15 times a fucking night I could update.
also If I had anything accaully going on.
Which I dont. Lame.

You know whats funny. they found a 1000 year old bible a little while ago, and it revealed it isnt 666 its 616 that is the true number of the beast.
so anyone with a 666 its time to break out the metalbrush.
skrape skrape.
and if you live in Boston and your area code is 617 you have the Neighbor of the beast.

You know my favorite thing about spiderman?

and when they have a movie with Venom in it. Ill be the first in line.

Im in no way shape of form taking credit for that picture.
I suck to much to ever do anything that awesome.
I found it online.

Friday the 13th was the day Eve gave Adam an apple from the wicked garden thats why its considered evil.
but Honestly mondays are whats truely evil.

Vampires had balls right, I mean in the movies their always getting laid. Angel had sex I know that. So if Dracula is going to bite you, why wouldnt you just kick him in the nuts.

also.
if your jedi and your having a light saber fight, why wouldnt you just use your force powers to pull someone in close enough to stab them. OR. when you are fighting real close why dont you just shock the other person with the lighting.

just to add to the randomness of this update.
COCK!
BALLS!