Im gonna pull a classic from my movie collection ready...
mmmhmmmm the first badass disney movie.
I bought a corncobe pipe while in boston, I dont plan on ever using it, But its snowing tonight. In the morning Im making a hardcore snowman.
Im just gonna keep adding to this throughout the night.
Joke*
A man walks into a bar and sees $100 bills tape all over the ceiling, he walks up to the bartender and asks about the money.
"
Its for a contest, you pay $100 and if you win you get all the money."
The man puts down his money and ask how to play.
"First you gotta go over there and kick the shit out of those hells angels. Then you got to go out back and pull a bad tooth out of the mouth of my Pitbull. Third you gotta go upstairs and have with a 92 year old woman."
The man runs over, grabs a poolstick and attacks the hells angels. Kicks the shit outta them, hes a bloody mess and he heads out back. He comes out a few minutes later even bloodier, clothes all torn apart, out of breath and asks.
"Now wheres that woman with the bad tooth?"
I bought Axe body wash the otherday, along with a new can of the spray stuff, I dont have any deoder spray so Im using an old can of axe. You cant be in my room too long without wanting to dry-hump something. Who wants to come over
My forearms get cut-up a bit from work, moving furniture around and such. The otherday a woman I was helping gave me a card for a teen-help line and said "That kinda stuff isnt going to help, you should talk to someone." She thought I was a cutter. I find this Amusing.
Odettes new Set
The bruise from the other day has been determined, Appartently I was Two-stepping and I tripped over my own legs and fell Right on my ass/arm. Im an Adorable drunk.
This is a piece I started doing last night, Im gonna make it into a Shirt for my friends band when I finish. If it turns out really well Im gonna use it as a chest piece for myself. Any thoughts.
I need a sugar mamma. If anyone is interested, I can cook, clean, fix stuff around the house whatever needs to be done. Body massages can be arranged, personal driver done. If anyone know an old woman in dire need of help....then help her and find me my sugar mamma. k thnx.
mmmhmmmm the first badass disney movie.
I bought a corncobe pipe while in boston, I dont plan on ever using it, But its snowing tonight. In the morning Im making a hardcore snowman.
Im just gonna keep adding to this throughout the night.
Joke*
A man walks into a bar and sees $100 bills tape all over the ceiling, he walks up to the bartender and asks about the money.
"
Its for a contest, you pay $100 and if you win you get all the money."
The man puts down his money and ask how to play.
"First you gotta go over there and kick the shit out of those hells angels. Then you got to go out back and pull a bad tooth out of the mouth of my Pitbull. Third you gotta go upstairs and have with a 92 year old woman."
The man runs over, grabs a poolstick and attacks the hells angels. Kicks the shit outta them, hes a bloody mess and he heads out back. He comes out a few minutes later even bloodier, clothes all torn apart, out of breath and asks.
"Now wheres that woman with the bad tooth?"
I bought Axe body wash the otherday, along with a new can of the spray stuff, I dont have any deoder spray so Im using an old can of axe. You cant be in my room too long without wanting to dry-hump something. Who wants to come over
My forearms get cut-up a bit from work, moving furniture around and such. The otherday a woman I was helping gave me a card for a teen-help line and said "That kinda stuff isnt going to help, you should talk to someone." She thought I was a cutter. I find this Amusing.
Odettes new Set
The bruise from the other day has been determined, Appartently I was Two-stepping and I tripped over my own legs and fell Right on my ass/arm. Im an Adorable drunk.
This is a piece I started doing last night, Im gonna make it into a Shirt for my friends band when I finish. If it turns out really well Im gonna use it as a chest piece for myself. Any thoughts.
I need a sugar mamma. If anyone is interested, I can cook, clean, fix stuff around the house whatever needs to be done. Body massages can be arranged, personal driver done. If anyone know an old woman in dire need of help....then help her and find me my sugar mamma. k thnx.
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Silly Christians.