Lets start this off right with a joke.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi my names Tim.
alright lets do this, Leroy Jenkins!!!!
(uno) I for the last two days, have been working. Yes thats right, bout damn time, I am once again a slave to "man". I hope very soon to be getting a paycheck from said "man" so I can go and get life back on track, cuz Im really tired of selling everything I can just so I can have gas money. My dvd collection has been thinned out to say the least only the strong remain. Bi-weekly paychecks are the lamest thing cuz its gonna be about three weeks before I get paid but I can make it.
(dos) This past weekend I went and saw my loves, my true family, my friends, my blood. You get the point Im trying to make here? It was a glorious time, Friday I went up with my friend Joe but once we got there we couldnt find anybody. China Peter Abbott and Bob had gone to Wal-Mart, Kate was asleep, Ashley was picking people up at another school and Naheed was back in Worcester. Finally we got everyone together and headed out to dinner at a very shitty chinese food place (we are used to the best) but all we really ordered were drinks I have a side order of crab ragooons and a couple scoripion bowls. You see it was Naheeds birthday so we were getting smashed, off of wine no less, two juggs, a box and a bottle of some white wine called relax.
Saturday night I couldnt get drunk for the life of me I pounded almost a whole bottle of vodka and I couldnt even get a good buzz, it was a shame I gave up on it eventually and went to a Frat party. Now normally Id say frat parties suck but when I got there they were playing Journey, Bon Jovi and Dr. Dre so I was bouncing around getting my thug on. I met a bunch of cool people and it was awesome because something very unexpected happend.
(tres) Ahem
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi my names Tim.
alright lets do this, Leroy Jenkins!!!!
(uno) I for the last two days, have been working. Yes thats right, bout damn time, I am once again a slave to "man". I hope very soon to be getting a paycheck from said "man" so I can go and get life back on track, cuz Im really tired of selling everything I can just so I can have gas money. My dvd collection has been thinned out to say the least only the strong remain. Bi-weekly paychecks are the lamest thing cuz its gonna be about three weeks before I get paid but I can make it.
(dos) This past weekend I went and saw my loves, my true family, my friends, my blood. You get the point Im trying to make here? It was a glorious time, Friday I went up with my friend Joe but once we got there we couldnt find anybody. China Peter Abbott and Bob had gone to Wal-Mart, Kate was asleep, Ashley was picking people up at another school and Naheed was back in Worcester. Finally we got everyone together and headed out to dinner at a very shitty chinese food place (we are used to the best) but all we really ordered were drinks I have a side order of crab ragooons and a couple scoripion bowls. You see it was Naheeds birthday so we were getting smashed, off of wine no less, two juggs, a box and a bottle of some white wine called relax.
Saturday night I couldnt get drunk for the life of me I pounded almost a whole bottle of vodka and I couldnt even get a good buzz, it was a shame I gave up on it eventually and went to a Frat party. Now normally Id say frat parties suck but when I got there they were playing Journey, Bon Jovi and Dr. Dre so I was bouncing around getting my thug on. I met a bunch of cool people and it was awesome because something very unexpected happend.
(tres) Ahem
thaaaats right.
(four) I bet you thought it was gonna say quatro.
(five) Peter: Sometimes our son Chris can be a boob, I mean a melon, I mean a sopping wet pair of breasts covered only by a thin red shirt.
(six) Just a reminder to all, my birthday is at the end of the month, Ive been trying to get it recognized as a national holiday but not this year. Soon SHAZAM DAY will be cheered and kids will have no school.
(seven) New shield Tonight and this update is done.
Also
This Guy.
This guy is my new fucking hero.
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I'd expect to see you, even if for five minutes, if I go to Mass.