more anecdotes:
my roomie's girlfriend sorta checked me out. it was kinda cool. i was complaining about my dieting and working out, and she scanned me top to bottom...
"you look like you're in pretty good shape."
"babe, i gotta be pretty buff. i've got a LOT of personality to make up for."
i was out for a little fat tuesday drinking at local bar....
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my roomie's girlfriend sorta checked me out. it was kinda cool. i was complaining about my dieting and working out, and she scanned me top to bottom...
"you look like you're in pretty good shape."
"babe, i gotta be pretty buff. i've got a LOT of personality to make up for."
i was out for a little fat tuesday drinking at local bar....
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i stepped over the odd gaelic fresco on the front step, and as i opened the double-paned glass door, it occured to me: even if it wasn't the traditional stand-up job, i still wouldn't recognize anyone...
"oh, well," i thought to myself, "i've never been known for my brilliant planning skills, anyway...."
"oh, well," i thought to myself, "i've never been known for my brilliant planning skills, anyway...."
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roguelibrarian:
Yeah! we're friends! 
clunk:
Cheers bud! 
i'm in an odd place...
imagine finding the one that's everything you've ever wanted. imagine she's the best of every girl you've ever gone out with or been with... imagine she has all the right keywords, all the right interests... listens to all the right music, watches all the right movies, AND laughs at all the right places... and she's more than attractive....
and then...
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imagine finding the one that's everything you've ever wanted. imagine she's the best of every girl you've ever gone out with or been with... imagine she has all the right keywords, all the right interests... listens to all the right music, watches all the right movies, AND laughs at all the right places... and she's more than attractive....
and then...
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greenmadtown:
That sucks. Isn't it always that way? You like someone but they're in a relationship, or not over someone else, or they don't like you that way at the moment. Then they suddenly realize you're the cat's meow. but now you're dating someone, or too hurt by their earlier rejection to know whether you want to get involved. As my mom says, it's all about timing. Just because she's not into you now doesn't mean she will never be. If she still doesn't want you then, then find someone who will hug you and adore you as you are.
apexxx:
hey, man it happens to me alll the time. just gotta stand up and brush your shoulda off cuz there a million fish in the sea, playa
always remember the movie Dazed and Confused and you cant go wrong...
Dawson: "You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her, cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. "
always remember the movie Dazed and Confused and you cant go wrong...
Dawson: "You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her, cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. "
holy shit.
some people can be so fucking stupid.
when you think you've seen it all...
i just don't understand.
some people can be so fucking stupid.
when you think you've seen it all...
i just don't understand.
Dear God,
Please send me a girlfriend. I need some poontang.
Thanks,
-eric
Please send me a girlfriend. I need some poontang.
Thanks,
-eric
clunk:
Dear Eric.
Sorry, but I am unable to oblige. Will send alcohol instead.
God.
Sorry, but I am unable to oblige. Will send alcohol instead.
God.
quinne:
hey there hethan
colour is how people in canada spell "color"... is that hard to understand?
colour is how people in canada spell "color"... is that hard to understand?
dammit.
couldn't kill that keg before it went flat.
stupid sinus infection! it's all YOUR fault!
couldn't kill that keg before it went flat.
stupid sinus infection! it's all YOUR fault!
clunk:
Damn. Now that's a tragedy. I feel for ya, dude. 
Ahhhhh...
thank God (or whoever) for small miracles...
after a recent bout with sobriety, i got into yet another spat with my family, and lost another girlfriend. i'm down to 0...
BUUUUT...
my roomie threw a party for his lightweight friends over the weekend in my absence, and had some leftover beer.
"there's a keg in the garage"
"really?"
"yah. go ahead and drink it."...
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thank God (or whoever) for small miracles...
after a recent bout with sobriety, i got into yet another spat with my family, and lost another girlfriend. i'm down to 0...
BUUUUT...
my roomie threw a party for his lightweight friends over the weekend in my absence, and had some leftover beer.
"there's a keg in the garage"
"really?"
"yah. go ahead and drink it."...
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clunk:
Drank it all yet?
tehbonehead:
getting there... it's good for a one-handed lift now.
and i got aaaalll weekend yet.
pity i'm ill. i can't drink as much when i'm on cold medication.
and i got aaaalll weekend yet.
pity i'm ill. i can't drink as much when i'm on cold medication.
yay.
happy friggin birthday to me.
fuck you all.
happy friggin birthday to me.
fuck you all.
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tehbonehead:
bah. i suck.
dammit.
thanks much to all those who bothered.
dammit.
thanks much to all those who bothered.
clunk:
Dammit.. What did I miss..?
Happy (belated) birthday.
Happy (belated) birthday.
ah yes.
there are times when being a creepy sumbitch is nice... walking thru a walmart during x-mas shopping season, for example. very handy. no jostling at all.
buuuut, then there's the whole trying to attract women. or even friends. get this... it usually takes me about 3 months of NO interaction with anyone before people are comfortable enough for me to talk to. bars,...
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there are times when being a creepy sumbitch is nice... walking thru a walmart during x-mas shopping season, for example. very handy. no jostling at all.
buuuut, then there's the whole trying to attract women. or even friends. get this... it usually takes me about 3 months of NO interaction with anyone before people are comfortable enough for me to talk to. bars,...
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figmentation:
soo;... why are they afraid of you?
jenya:
i like those pictures of that abandoned hotel........is that in joliet?
do i exist?
i often wonder...
i often wonder...