more anecdotes:
my roomie's girlfriend sorta checked me out. it was kinda cool. i was complaining about my dieting and working out, and she scanned me top to bottom...
"you look like you're in pretty good shape."
"babe, i gotta be pretty buff. i've got a LOT of personality to make up for."
i was out for a little fat tuesday drinking at local bar. as i was wandering about looking for anything desperate enough to sleep with me, i walked past a table piled high with radio station bumper stickers and condoms. the girl managing the table tried handing me a condom.
"no thanks," i snorted.
"what? you don't believe in safe sex?" the girl replied.
"i BELIEVE i won't be fortunate enough to be HAVING sex. save the rubber for somone who'll use it."
my roomie's girlfriend sorta checked me out. it was kinda cool. i was complaining about my dieting and working out, and she scanned me top to bottom...
"you look like you're in pretty good shape."
"babe, i gotta be pretty buff. i've got a LOT of personality to make up for."
i was out for a little fat tuesday drinking at local bar. as i was wandering about looking for anything desperate enough to sleep with me, i walked past a table piled high with radio station bumper stickers and condoms. the girl managing the table tried handing me a condom.
"no thanks," i snorted.
"what? you don't believe in safe sex?" the girl replied.
"i BELIEVE i won't be fortunate enough to be HAVING sex. save the rubber for somone who'll use it."