Wednesday Mar 14, 2007

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cripes.

latest lesson.

after a night of heavy drinking and a day of moderate lifting, DO NOT attempt to trim your nose hairs with a pair of scissors.

i didn't think i'd ever stop bleeding.

Wednesday Oct 18, 2006

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i think i miss this site's roots...

wasn't it non-mainstream once?

i suppose this CSI stunt could be the ever-hoped-for evidence that the world isn't all britney spears and whatnot, but i don't think it's gonna work that way.

i may have to give up on it.
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clunk:
Hey man... I'm leaving the site.I'm hardly here and I don't get anything out of it any more.

Zombie_mindwarp@hotmail.com if you feel the need.

Take care, bud.

P.S the wedding was superb. biggrin
notoriousdug:
The old cornbinder in your pics folder, how long ago did you see it for sale?

And what is the story on the $5400 dollar '305?' I am curious...

Wednesday Mar 08, 2006

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i remember many years ago, in college. i dreamt the meaning of life.

but i forgot it. my friends thought it hilarious that i could have forgotten something so important.

i dreamt it again, but i could never adequately explain it to my friends.


it was contained in a single word. delivered in a form beyond the imperitive: "BE."

"BE" (exist) (LIVE!) (you are here)...
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clunk:
It's all about the journey, I guess...
clunk:
Turns out it's an auxiliary ECU socket. Phew. biggrin

Thursday Mar 02, 2006

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more anecdotes:


my roomie's girlfriend sorta checked me out. it was kinda cool. i was complaining about my dieting and working out, and she scanned me top to bottom...

"you look like you're in pretty good shape."

"babe, i gotta be pretty buff. i've got a LOT of personality to make up for."





i was out for a little fat tuesday drinking at local bar....
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Thursday Feb 23, 2006

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i stepped over the odd gaelic fresco on the front step, and as i opened the double-paned glass door, it occured to me: even if it wasn't the traditional stand-up job, i still wouldn't recognize anyone...

"oh, well," i thought to myself, "i've never been known for my brilliant planning skills, anyway...."

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roguelibrarian:
Yeah! we're friends! smile
clunk:
Cheers bud! biggrin wink

Monday Jan 23, 2006

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i'm in an odd place...

imagine finding the one that's everything you've ever wanted. imagine she's the best of every girl you've ever gone out with or been with... imagine she has all the right keywords, all the right interests... listens to all the right music, watches all the right movies, AND laughs at all the right places... and she's more than attractive....

and then...
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greenmadtown:
That sucks. Isn't it always that way? You like someone but they're in a relationship, or not over someone else, or they don't like you that way at the moment. Then they suddenly realize you're the cat's meow. but now you're dating someone, or too hurt by their earlier rejection to know whether you want to get involved. As my mom says, it's all about timing. Just because she's not into you now doesn't mean she will never be. If she still doesn't want you then, then find someone who will hug you and adore you as you are.

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apexxx:
hey, man it happens to me alll the time. just gotta stand up and brush your shoulda off cuz there a million fish in the sea, playa biggrin

always remember the movie Dazed and Confused and you cant go wrong...

Dawson: "You know that Julie chick? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. You can't let her know how much you like her, cause if she knows, she'll dump you like that. Believe me. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works. "

Monday Jan 16, 2006

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holy shit.

some people can be so fucking stupid.

when you think you've seen it all...

i just don't understand.

Tuesday Jan 10, 2006

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Dear God,

Please send me a girlfriend. I need some poontang.

Thanks,
-eric
clunk:
Dear Eric.

Sorry, but I am unable to oblige. Will send alcohol instead.

God.



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quinne:
hey there hethan
colour is how people in canada spell "color"... is that hard to understand?

Sunday Jan 08, 2006

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dammit.

couldn't kill that keg before it went flat.

stupid sinus infection! it's all YOUR fault!

clunk:
Damn. Now that's a tragedy. I feel for ya, dude. frown

Tuesday Jan 03, 2006

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Ahhhhh...

thank God (or whoever) for small miracles...

after a recent bout with sobriety, i got into yet another spat with my family, and lost another girlfriend. i'm down to 0...

BUUUUT...

my roomie threw a party for his lightweight friends over the weekend in my absence, and had some leftover beer.

"there's a keg in the garage"

"really?"

"yah. go ahead and drink it."...
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clunk:
Drank it all yet? wink
tehbonehead:
getting there... it's good for a one-handed lift now.

and i got aaaalll weekend yet.

pity i'm ill. i can't drink as much when i'm on cold medication.

Tuesday Dec 27, 2005

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yay.

happy friggin birthday to me.

fuck you all.
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tehbonehead:
bah. i suck.

dammit.

thanks much to all those who bothered.

whatever
clunk:
Dammit.. What did I miss..? wink

Happy (belated) birthday. smile
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