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Saturday Jan 03, 2004

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Downtown Reno New years eve:

Another terrorist attack was thwarted by George W. Bush!

In the middle of thousands of people, a suicide engineer wrecklessly conducted a massive train straight through the crowd.

Luckily horses made in Fort Worth especially for fighting terrosism in small insignificant mountain towns ushered tens of twelves of people away from the incredibly weapon of unsteerable railed train, just before the train was visible!

The terroists who had been hiding out in california before the train crossed into nevada, set off a terrible plethora of fireworks or "bombs" trying to destract President Bush's horses.

But to no avail. The horses were later court ordered to stand trial on Feb. 17th for mishandling of interrogation, after cuffing a fat woman for being to "horselike". The horse was not available for questioning but his attorney, Marc Gerogose made a public statement form the horse that read:

My dick is bigger than all of your dicks."
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hexek:
Nice, and me being from Reno I know exactly what your talking about with the track running through town.

But coincidently enough I am also a Train Engineer, and Engineers "Drive", the Conductors "Conduct". Just thought you might want to know..........

And Ive seen the RPD's horses, I think they look more like a fat woman then a fat woman does of them...

Jan 22, 2005
shivasshakti:
I was there, dude! WHAT a trip.
Feb 8, 2005

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