So...Steve Irwin is dead.
Killed by a water dweling animal. Of course? Really? I mean, he could have gone out so many ways.
-Running up and grabbing onto the back end of a plane as it's taking off while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Time traveling back to the Late Cretaceous and trying to ride a T-Rex while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Grabbing onto a dangerous water dwelling creature like a shark, or a croc, or a ...sting ray?..and yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl."
OK. I guess that's how it did happen.
Regardless, I think there's one message Steve wanted to leave with us. He may have died doing what he loved, but what he didn't die from was having unprotected sex. Always use a condom kids. That's how Steve Irwin would have wanted it.
Crikey! That's good advice...Crikey indeed.
*Please note - I actually really like Steve Irwin. He was a crazy bastard who DID die doing exactly what he wanted to. If there are dangerous water dwelling animals in heaven, they better watch out. Because they're about to get the sh*t grabbed out of them.
Killed by a water dweling animal. Of course? Really? I mean, he could have gone out so many ways.
-Running up and grabbing onto the back end of a plane as it's taking off while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Time traveling back to the Late Cretaceous and trying to ride a T-Rex while yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl!"
-Grabbing onto a dangerous water dwelling creature like a shark, or a croc, or a ...sting ray?..and yelling, "Crikey! You're a big girl."
OK. I guess that's how it did happen.
Regardless, I think there's one message Steve wanted to leave with us. He may have died doing what he loved, but what he didn't die from was having unprotected sex. Always use a condom kids. That's how Steve Irwin would have wanted it.
Crikey! That's good advice...Crikey indeed.
*Please note - I actually really like Steve Irwin. He was a crazy bastard who DID die doing exactly what he wanted to. If there are dangerous water dwelling animals in heaven, they better watch out. Because they're about to get the sh*t grabbed out of them.
soleils:
Oh yeah I saw that story on the news today. How could anyone be suprised though? You tempt fate enough....although I wouldn't have thought it was a sting ray that would have killed him, I thought a crock would have caught a limb and he would have bled to death or it would have been infected and he would have caught gangrene. I had a much more gruesome death pictured for him.