Re-iterating the fact that I hate 90% of people over fifty. Survival is not what it once was. Neither are ticket prices, technology, or immigration policies. Some lady made nasty faces at me for not agreeing with her that interracial couples are disgusting and should be locked away in zoos as bad examples. I wanted to break her gristly little fingers and make out with a black, hispanic and asian girl all at the same time. Both of these things would have been awesome regardless of circumstance. She drove her own car that day, double parked and complained about how other people are inconveniencing her and how minimum wage employees need to change prices to better suit her for having an earlier birthday than theirs. She probably peed in her seat. We did have one old person who was a serial shitter, leaving a trail of droppings from her spot to the bathroom. People were not meant to live so long to shit lines on the floor due to uncontrollable bowels. Fucking old people... I never liked anybody's grandparents anyway.
Almost forgot: happy zombie jesus day/ pagan fertility day/ beer in the morning day!
Almost forgot: happy zombie jesus day/ pagan fertility day/ beer in the morning day!