tedbedlam

I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, well I just had to laugh. I saw the photograph. He blew his mind out in a car. He didn't notice that the light had changed; a crowd of people stood and stared. They'd seen his face before. Nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.

Nooses are being made in velvet
Bullets, cotton wads
If you've a softer way to kill someone
Show us what you got
There's horns and hooves and canines
Blunted, polished, tamed
But the softest way to kill a man
Is the mention of your name


The crappier one is mine.