So, we found a sapphire. We found the most beautiful, oddly shaped (it's a very long oval), oddly cut (so it's more "brilliant" on one side than the other), gorgeous thing I have ever seen. The jeweler allowed me to take the stone outside, a $1,500 stone into the street, and look it in the sunlight. My stomach flip flopped and I lost my breath...
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lemonkid:
If I didn't pass you'd have some serious 'splainin' to do. 
valexis:
I think you can be a feminist and still want pretty things. Personally, I'm a fan of the diamond, they sparkle so pretty like.
The boyfriend and I are both tall people. He's six foot five, I'm five foot ten. So, when looking online for houses in our price range, much of what we're seeing are Cape Cods. Which is all well and good, if you're five six or five four, but I would rather not spend my hours upstairs whacking my forehead on celings.
Also: I just bought...
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lemonkid:
I need amazing presents.. hahaha.
friedbanana105:
i like your reasoning: buy him things to ease the guilt of what you bought for yourself... 
yeah, i had hoped to see folks i knew but it was just one of those nights where things didn't work out. such is the life of a drunk.
yeah, i had hoped to see folks i knew but it was just one of those nights where things didn't work out. such is the life of a drunk.
When I am feeling under the weather for whatever reason, I dress up to the nines and go for a walk.
Being that I had a cavity spanning two molars filled earlier this morning, and have just now regained feeling (and thus pain) back in my lip: I have put on a halter top and a skirt and high heels.
And I am spending...
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boychucker:
No, I meant what I said.
samanthakayne:
i'd happily send you cookies, but i'm not sure they'd be all that much worth having by the time they got to you. that said, if you're actually in Burkina Faso, one of my fave college friends is teaching English there for the Peace Corps and y'all could share... 
My standard greeting when people enter my apartment for the first time ::
"Hello! Welcome to our house of naked ladies, Star Wars and media!"
My standard greeting when people enter my place of employment for the first time ::
"Hello! Welcome to Chaos Under Fire. We all work here."
My standard greeting when people enter my car for the first time ::
"This is...
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"Hello! Welcome to our house of naked ladies, Star Wars and media!"
My standard greeting when people enter my place of employment for the first time ::
"Hello! Welcome to Chaos Under Fire. We all work here."
My standard greeting when people enter my car for the first time ::
"This is...
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friedbanana105:
rock and roll, baby!
lemonkid:
I've always wondered how much of that is just to perpetuate his whole myth..
Help!
Far too much Diet Pepsi!
Far. Too. Much.
Please send Macaroni & Cheese.
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friedbanana105:
p.s. i love this picture and its caption:
friedbanana105:
p.p.s. i still have to work on that damned NHS essay! 
When I grow up, I will be Kim Gordon's bass guitar.
The end.
superflea:
Is it eating a person or another zombie?
I saw one of the skinny ones eat one of the fat ones, which was pretty cool.
I don't think I've seen anybody alive get eaten.
Yet.
I saw one of the skinny ones eat one of the fat ones, which was pretty cool.
I don't think I've seen anybody alive get eaten.
Yet.
boychucker:
I think Daydream Nation is one of the few or only albums that any of us at our house can agree on.
Hunger and Desire are sisters, like Despair and Desire are siblings. They are the same situation; all three derive from consumption.
When one suffers from Hunger, all one can think about is nourishment and how to satiate it.
When one is filled with Desire, all one can conceive of is how to obtain the objet de Desir.
When one is in the depths of Despair,...
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This is getting into a personal vein, here. Castaway, if you are reading this, please do not. I need feedback on a certain situation, and would prefer if it remained quiet.
Thank you.
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I don't know how many of you have figured this out about me yet, and most likely none of you have. I have had a long-standing issue with body image, weight,...
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hophead:
i just looked at your pictures and i'll have to say it looks like you have an awesome body. You must be crazy for thinking otherwise!!!!! Poor self image always plays tricks on the mind!!
Dont worry about a thing, you look GREAT!
i just looked at your pictures and i'll have to say it looks like you have an awesome body. You must be crazy for thinking otherwise!!!!! Poor self image always plays tricks on the mind!!
Dont worry about a thing, you look GREAT!
tonkakatt:
you look beautiful in your pictures. everyone is obsessed with image and if people cannot accept me for who I am and not what I look like I can live without them, thats not to say I don't want to improve my image but if I do it its for me and no one else.
as long as you are happy that what counts, and if eating 90% good and having a treat once in a while is what happens then so be it, I'd rather be who I am and look the way I do and be happy than thin, over exercized and miserable.
I dunno if that helps at all, I hope it does. if all else fails tell the skinny people that they're way too thin and that they'd look healthier/better if they gained 10 or 20 lbs.
oh yeah and as you get older, a little extra weight in your face plumps out any wrinkles.....BONUS!!!!!
as long as you are happy that what counts, and if eating 90% good and having a treat once in a while is what happens then so be it, I'd rather be who I am and look the way I do and be happy than thin, over exercized and miserable.
I dunno if that helps at all, I hope it does. if all else fails tell the skinny people that they're way too thin and that they'd look healthier/better if they gained 10 or 20 lbs.
oh yeah and as you get older, a little extra weight in your face plumps out any wrinkles.....BONUS!!!!!
Today, I had off. I was to get the car back today, but that's just not happening. Not happening at all.
I am not feeling very eloquent or bookish tonight. I think, what I really want to do, is sit on my porch with a good friend. I want to drink coffee and smoke cigarettes and bullshit back and forth all night.
I need a...
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hophead:
im listening 
hope you feel better!
hope you feel better!~ I wish for the days when I could drown my sorrows in a pint of Edey's Dreamery Ice Cream. I tried to repeat performance today with Ben & Jerry's Low Fat Frozen Yoghurt, and all it's doing it making me want to vomit.
~ I must must must convince Nick Cave to sing at my wedding. Or the Flaming Lips. Either would be fine...
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legionnaire:
Thanks for reading my proposal, I'm glad you find it interesting. Please feel free to send me e-mails directly if you have questions, and even better if there are things that you don't understand in the proposal, because if you can't understand them then the reviewers might not be able to either.
_mrs_tlb_:
you are definately most welcome!
i jusy drowned my greedy self sorrow with a load of cinnamon swirl danish's! after a week of good eating
oh well
i jusy drowned my greedy self sorrow with a load of cinnamon swirl danish's! after a week of good eating
oh well