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Ask, and ye shall receive.

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- Why is chocolate so amazing?
- Why do I only really want chocolate about twice a year?
- Why do I eat chocolate twice a year when I know it will make me ill?
- Why does chocolate hate me?
- Does Nick Cave eat chocolate?
- If he does not, do you think he should?
- Are you Nick Cave?
- Do you think you're cooler than Gunhead?
- Really?
- I will now kill you.