1) My friend's tuna salad is better than your tuna salad!
2) I can eat apples again! Oh joy!
3) Emeril Lagasse is a dipshit.
4) When is it my turn to have bacon?
tygertyger:
Urg. Don't talka bout food. It's not nice to tease.
legionnaire:
Emeril Lagasse is a dipshit, no kidding. The man has no talent at all, he's just loud and brash and for some reason people like him. Oh well.