I did an 8-page paper on aids prevention (aka, safe sex) tonight for anatomy. Uugh. That was never-ending. And this was BEFORE I decided it would be smarter to just double-space it.
When it all came down to it....Mr. Condom says, "Only YOU can prevent knocked-up preteens, crack-whores and various other one-night standers! Abstinence is the solution!"
Reminds me of when I was 17 and my mom was showing me how to put a Trojan over a banana with my best friend right next to me. I wanted to die a million times.
You'd think after all those pages, I wouldn't feel up to getting _____, but you're so wrong.
When it all came down to it....Mr. Condom says, "Only YOU can prevent knocked-up preteens, crack-whores and various other one-night standers! Abstinence is the solution!"
Reminds me of when I was 17 and my mom was showing me how to put a Trojan over a banana with my best friend right next to me. I wanted to die a million times.
You'd think after all those pages, I wouldn't feel up to getting _____, but you're so wrong.
tell her to imporvise, like a leek or something vegitabilitized into craziness. I'm too tired to comment in cohesive words, but you know what I mean.
geoffrey