Dear Unknown fuckwad,
Please keep in mind that if I am driving in a schoolzone and you're on my bumper screaming "Speed up, cunt!" I will not acknoweldge that you said anything, nor will I speed up. In fact, I will go ever slower just to piss you off even more. Yes, I saw the West High Longhorn sticker on your window. The fact that you go to the same school as I do makes me immensely ashamed and glad that I got out of that hell hole from assholes like you.
Oh, and. Who are you trying to fool, with your (*cough*) father's Thunderbird and cranked up stereo with Eminem? And the possibility that you are probably skipping school to fuck your girlfriend doesn't give me any more respect than you honking at me like some chimp. I've lived on this street most of my life and I've drove down this road many times. Therefore, I know the speed limit. Stop trying to be badass and just GIVE IT UP ALREADY because people like I will just sit and laugh at you.
Fuck you very much,
The Cunt
Please keep in mind that if I am driving in a schoolzone and you're on my bumper screaming "Speed up, cunt!" I will not acknoweldge that you said anything, nor will I speed up. In fact, I will go ever slower just to piss you off even more. Yes, I saw the West High Longhorn sticker on your window. The fact that you go to the same school as I do makes me immensely ashamed and glad that I got out of that hell hole from assholes like you.
Oh, and. Who are you trying to fool, with your (*cough*) father's Thunderbird and cranked up stereo with Eminem? And the possibility that you are probably skipping school to fuck your girlfriend doesn't give me any more respect than you honking at me like some chimp. I've lived on this street most of my life and I've drove down this road many times. Therefore, I know the speed limit. Stop trying to be badass and just GIVE IT UP ALREADY because people like I will just sit and laugh at you.
Fuck you very much,
The Cunt
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[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 6:47PM]