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Things a koala bear would say, if it could:
1. Yay!
2. Love me!
3. Climbing trees is fun!
4. Let's volunteer at a soup kitchen this Christmas.
5. Let's prevent a forest fire!
6. No, you're the cutest ever!
7. Heidegger is boring. I much prefer the work of Nietsche.
8. Let's make cider!
9. Look, a pouch!
10. I bet I'll live forever!

Aaron is a genius.