teacake

today i went to dog park and sniffed a lot of butts!! i barked at some fat chick who looked like a potato, but i let her pet me anyway. then i sniffed some more butts!! and then i chased these two whippets around, and and and then i met another italian greyhound who looked just like me except not as cute!!! his name was shelby, that's funny cos that's a girl name. fag. i think i have a crush on him.