So today I am shopping for olives and my mustache is being stuck en wheel of thee shopping cart!
So tough to be this handsome. So tough.
But I do it for the bitches. Ha yes you see I am a dog and the female of the dog is a bitch and so I make a joke. You know I can be very witty when I try it. I don't spell my K backwards like some dogs do.
How long can I keep this evil going you ask?
Until I get my own tupperware to pee in! Seor CoffeePie also does not like to pee in dirt. I also demand my own puppy chair and chew toy! Then perhaps my evil will simmer.
So tough to be this handsome. So tough.
But I do it for the bitches. Ha yes you see I am a dog and the female of the dog is a bitch and so I make a joke. You know I can be very witty when I try it. I don't spell my K backwards like some dogs do.
How long can I keep this evil going you ask?
Until I get my own tupperware to pee in! Seor CoffeePie also does not like to pee in dirt. I also demand my own puppy chair and chew toy! Then perhaps my evil will simmer.
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aegiswings:
en el contrario, Seantastic, this is still friggin hi-larious. 
thedishwasher:
ha... awesome!