tdogboy

Where do I begin?

1. Decided not to have sex with anyone but each other to protect our family.
2. Went on The Demon and The Centrifuge with couple we want to molest.
3. Went to strip club with said couple.
4. Had more fun than humans should be allowed.
5. Said bye-bye to the other couple.
6. Received the most googly-moogly lap dance of my life from my wife.
7. F'ed like rabbits.
8. Went to bed.
9. Got up.
10. Went to work out.
11. While working out, had The Talk (tm) about the previous night.
12. Some confusion subtracted, some added.
13. Later in the day, had The Talk (tm) again.
14. Realized that folks got much too carried away last night and jumped to many conclusions.
15. Decided (once again) not to have sex with anyone but each other to protect our family. Added that wanting to molest others or going to strip clubs with those we want to molest doesn't constitute changing our decision.

Words to describe experience: weird, fun, exciting, boneriffic, orgasmic, erotic, wet, aooga-aooga, confusing, amazing, fever-inducing, terrifying, exhilarating.

Someone up there must like me. Love ya, my .