Ive had the worst frickin weekend ever. First i get kicked out of my house, Next my bf of 2 years dumpes me. So then i go to my so-called best friends house. Ok she gets pissed at me because i wont sleep with a guy for 20 bucks. LOL!. and here the the best part of my weekend . We go to her bf's house (which is my ex ex ex bf and i frickin hate his stupid ass self) She kicks me out of there cause i guess i got in her way. Now i forgot my phone at her house and shes got all my money and i have no car. So i get to walk all the damn way to a pay phone which is 10 miles away ( yall gotta understand im from louisiana) then back 30 miles to my house. then im about 15 miles from my house i get picked up for hoein by the cops, but they just drop me off at the end of the my road. So i think ive lost about 20 pounds on the "getting kicked out" diet!

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tazgoth:
I rock!
icantplayguitar:
I should try that