Here's what NOT to do on a monday night....
DON"T try to wax your crotch with cheap ass ghetto wax from longs, no matter how badly you are in need of a brazillian this is a BAD idea.
How do I know?? Take a wild guess.
It gunked up my pubes like someone had smeared pine sap all over my hooha. AND IT FUCKING HURT!!!!
Then I remembered taht once in girlscout camp I got sap in my hair and the counselor got it out with peanut butter.
I have spent that last hour and 45 minutes rubbing peanut butter into my crotch hair to remove shitty cheap ass wax, that's right ASS WAX.
However......Peanut butter works (I did learn something useful at girl scout camp afterall...)
And my poon is now peanut butter sented.
DELISH!
DON"T try to wax your crotch with cheap ass ghetto wax from longs, no matter how badly you are in need of a brazillian this is a BAD idea.
How do I know?? Take a wild guess.
It gunked up my pubes like someone had smeared pine sap all over my hooha. AND IT FUCKING HURT!!!!
Then I remembered taht once in girlscout camp I got sap in my hair and the counselor got it out with peanut butter.
I have spent that last hour and 45 minutes rubbing peanut butter into my crotch hair to remove shitty cheap ass wax, that's right ASS WAX.
However......Peanut butter works (I did learn something useful at girl scout camp afterall...)
And my poon is now peanut butter sented.
DELISH!

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