tawainai

Ohhh have i missed all my beautiful seekers and peekers!

How have you all been? I hope you are all having a romantic spring filled with lots of boning and moaning.

I've been on many adventures and have brought back the gift of storytelling as usual...




Well I'll talk about today...my brain lacks compatible amounts of energy needed to recite the past two weeks. So today is my first choice. I apologize....

Times are hard these days. We must stretch our pennies beyond their worth, and argue with bill collectors until our mouths lock up and we slam the phone down.

I was taking a pair of shorts back to the store because I could really use the money and the damned things were very noisy. They had this swish- swish sound like, a grocery bag. Kinda annoying.

I get to the store and just remember that I had forgotten my receipt. It was fucking hot. I didn't feel like going back home for it. I get in there and this nice lady walks up to me and asks "Are you making a return?" and i reply all sweet..."Yessss, but I seem to have forgotten my receipt" (Not in those words...lol) and gave her the puppy eyes....She snatched the shorts from me and punched in a few keys in the computer. "I need your ID"
She snatched that from me too and punched some more keys in. While she was doing her magic, I took notice to her unsightly feautures. She had a little bit of a mustache and set of teeth like a muppet's. She then hands me this stupid gift card for the amount i paid. I was soo pissed. I wanted my MONEY back not a fucking gift card! Those bastards are so conceited they actually thought i'd want to continue shopping there and no where else. How rude! I comepletly undertstand though. It's because the dumbass writing this blog for you, forgot her rerceipt. Moi. Know this. Keep your fucking receipt until there are shit stains and holes in your underwear. Then keep it a little longer...





Tim called me up while I was slew footing around that stupid store hoping to find something I could purchase with my new gift card. I told him, i'd come see him.

On the way I was victimized. At a red light some guy just sat and stared at me while I talked on the phone. I eventually looked at him and he got all excited and smiled like a monkey. Once the light turned green he drove off honking and waving. Tim goes ," Who's that honking? Road rage again?" "No, just some guy honking and waving at me.

We finally meet. And we have a grand old time. Then out the corner of his eye, Tim notices some racist baboon glaring at us through his sunglasses. That's another thing, people.



Alot of idiots get tinted windows and assume they can look at anybody through them and not be noticed. I NOTICE. EVERY TIME. STOP IT. YOU NOSEY BUKKAKE SAUCE EATER!

Alot of morons believe that they can fool us into assuming they're not looking at us through SUNGLASSES. Maybe if you tried to position your head in a different angle, jackass!



He was so obvious. All he did was STARE like i had Tim's cock in my mouth. We were just talking! So we decided to be bad and began spanking Tim's bottom and he'd talk super loud saying " THAT GUY THINKS WE DONT SEE HIM STARING AT US." We even got a few snaps of him. It was great fun.

The best way to handle ignorance (which is what racism is), is to smile and have fun with it. I realize and acknowledge that St.Louis is a very racist place. You cannot change how they think. But you can always make sure YOU yourself, remains a better person. Tim and I could have flicked that guy off and took a piss on his foot. But we reacted in a silly way which resulted in our day staying good. We'd be letting his glaring looks win by reacting in a violent or angry manner. Now this guy is famous...






With Love of None FUCKING Other,
T

P.S. Why is this old bag pregnant? She won't live to see the baby graduate kindergarten!