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Seekers y Peekers de Sg,

First mommy needs to apologize for leaving all her loyal seekers and peekers hanging. I'm so sorry. Got mixed up in a bunch of bullshit over the weekend and didnt have time to write. (Long story)

Most of my Staurday was very nice. I met Tim at the Art Museum and enjoyed some nice art and got a few good shots in too. I'm sad to say that i didn't really get to enjoy the experience because some fool with the same hairdo (but more drippier and curly) as good ol Al Sharpy, threw us out so they could close for the day.

So we moved down to the lower sections of Forest Park to get in one of the boats that you can pedal on the lakes. We make it all the way down the line and then find out we needed tickets so Tim went to go get them. As i'm waiting this old guy standing behind me is just blurting out the strangest things. I guess because it's been a while since they finally gave him privileges outside the retirment home.. " People dont believe me when I say i'm drunk all the time" I just laughed. What a thing to say before operating a boat. He saw another old guy pass him up and yelled out "Hey! You from the home?" (funny how he could point out another old person like a baby can spot another baby) I let the old man and his wife jump ahead of me because Tim hadn't gotten the tickets yet. By the time he got back they were still struggling to "step on" the damned thing. The lady was hyperventilating as she got on and just sat there for a minute in mid-stance on the boat while her "year round" drunk husband stared off into space. The boat attendant really didn't give two shits about the couple (she was pretty funny) and still sent them out sailing into the wilderness. She also added comfort to our hearts when she mentioned that the rescue boat wasn't working. Thats what i call safety. She did mention to the old people that they shouldnt pedal out too far. But of course they did anyways...

While we waited we saw the most intense duck gang rape . This poor female duck was just swimming around minding her biz and then all of a sudden two other males hop in the water off the pier and restrain her.One held her face in the water while the other duck mounted her. They took turns over and over until finally one became exhausted and hopped back onto the pier. She apparently liked it so much that she swam off with the other rapist. Is that nature?

We finally got out on our boat and almost got completely soaked by two different large fountains. We'd pedal past kids who'd gotten themselves stuck in mud and were frantically shaking the boat hoping to soon be freed. Another comforting sight was to see that there was only one life jacket provided for our boat. ... Got some good photos taken though!!

We stayed out longer than the assumed time limit. in fact we stayed on the water so long that they had an entire new shift of staff when we got back looking at us like we came in on the Titanic.



With love of none other,
T