tawainai

Seekers y Peekers,

I am now resting from the huge fight i had with my dog to give him a bath. He kicked my ass. TKO. Told ya i'd remember to wash him at least. After hopping out the tub 56 times, he eventually calmed down after he realized I wasn't dipping him in acid and that a nice beggin strip would be waiting for him in the other room...Damned dog...If you would have seen me after that tiff, i'd look like i just won a wet t-shirt contest. I found out that he was actually a WHITE dog and that his dark fur was all things he picked up in the back yard...lol just kidding...

Little River Band's Reminiscing always gives me the bees knees. I actually sit and reminisce to the song. WOW....how romantic...



Lyle Lovette is really cool too...

I ate these really spicy thai noodles earlier and drank about 8 glasses of water just to get a TINY bit of relief. My throat still burns...Please sir, may I have some more?

I think I may have offically ruined Merlowe's marriage. LOL I'm stealing her away from her husband...hehhehehee. Nothing like SG marriage counseling...

So today i'm at school sitting in a bathroom stall *tinkle* *tinkle* and one of my teachers sit in the next stall and pitches a whole load. NIGHTMARE!!!! She even let out a heavy sigh saying "Gooosshhh" This is one of those moments in horror movies when NOTHING seems to signal an escape. The car won't start, (even though it's was running perfectly before) , there's a magical twig that trips the dumb sexually active blonde, the phone line is cut...etc etc. Well in my case, the toilet paper would not roll and the damned stall lock got stuck. So here i am TRAPPED in a stall listening to what sounds like a horse giving birth...I eventually got out, washed my hands, and got the hell outta there. Now i know what Tim must have felt like when the old man came in and just completely soaked himself in front of him.




The weird part is when the teacher that you just heard emptying her bowels says "Hello" to you.
Scary shit....

Another scary sight i saw yesterday was a father walking his child around on a leash. All he had to do when the kid stepped outta line was give him a yank and hit his nose with newspaper. He may even got the squirt bottle when he was REALLY bad. Poor little fellow...



With love of none other,
T