tawainai

Good morning seekers and peekers!



I promise, that next semester, I will not take on as heavy as a load as I did this one. (Wow that statement could go in so many directions. You perverts...)

Yesterday was going by pretty well until some strapping young idiot in design spilled paint on my jeans. Good fun. Didn't really have time to give her the swift kick and thorough cussing out that i wanted to.lol. Blue all over me...Lucky for me, my jogging pants were still in my trunk, so i made a qucick change.

Before the spill, I was in lecture class turning in my 12 page report on practically nothing but, the random insanity that haunts my poor brain (and yes, LASAGNA). Good ol Mr. Sandals bought it...




I'm watching Saved By the Bell and this kid used the exuse that he couldn't turn his homework in because his grandmother was reading it over and spontaneously combusted! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I hate this show, but that joke had me on the floor. Imagining a sweet old lady just burst into flames is insane!!
And i guess i'm insane too because i keep watching this show hoping for a change...

Now i've switched over to The Rose , one of my most favorite movies of all time. I am a huge Janis Joplin fan. I thought Bette Midler was not recognized enough for her portrayal. Throughout the whole movie, not only did Midler act her ass off, but SANG it off too....

Yayyyy my oatmeal's ready! *Slices peach*



I do wish Alfie wouldn't sit on my face after he's played around in his sandbox(aka litter box). I don't know what he's expecting.*Flings cat off face*



Some kid just knocked on the door asking to "speak" with Cole. Yes COLE, my dog. What in the hell?....I did remember him playing with Cole a few times before, but never SPEAKING with him.
I first asked him "Why aren't you at school hun?" He hung his head low like Oliver Twist and said "Sick"
So i replied, "Dont you think you should be at home getting better?" and he goes "My mom says laughing helps people get better. And your puppy makes me laugh" Awwwwww shucks....kids are such honest creatures..
I slammed the door in his face after kindly declining.(didn't really slam it though hehehe)
I knew that kid was suspended. His sweet mother told me to call her if he had escaped. Kids can be some of the best con artists of all creation. Watch out..


With love of none other,
T

P.S.
Revised B-day Wishlist
1. Explosives (preferabally C4 for Jonas Bros concert)
2. New Tattoo
3. Trip to New Orleans
4. A Bucket of water to dump over Al Sharpton's head, completely runing his perm