What a night seekers and peekers,
I stayed in for the evening because it is quite chilly and I have a little bit of a runny nose. Damned allergies....
I'm making split pea soup. It's funny because I keep referring back to Seinfeld when they argued that soup wasn't a meal. LOL And then my mind goes to "The Excorcist" when that poor troubled child spewed a pea green substance everywhere. YUM! That makes it twice as appetizing! lol I would be having pizza but the poor bastard never showed up. I think he ate it. I hope he chokes...lol
Now you all are going to see me wearing some interesting looking glasses that I use for reading. Rule #1. Do not make fun of my glasses. #2.Do not make fun of my glasses or i will send you a virus that i had planned for the Jonas Bros. (heh heh. dont arrest me feds! it's a joke!) #3. Do not make fun of my glasses. My mother bought these for me.
Anyways for the past 2 weeks or so the news has been tainted with this story about a strange man going around spreading his own feces on the walls of public coffeehouse restrooms. He decided to switch things up a bit and spread his gifts on the walls of my campus's restrooms. Way to fucking go. He got caught. Wanna know how? Get this, he got caught in a routine traffic stop. As of this evening I believe he'll be doing his poo murals within the walls of a jail cell. What an interesting way to grab the attention and terrorize the minds of citizens? What i never did understand was how come no one found him the first few times? I mean someone had have gone in and seen a man with pooey hands. Some things people just stay away from...I know if it was me, i probably would have said "hey, you forgot to use toilet paper"...*stirs soup*
I'm watching "Fight Club". I wish I could find the book. I really like this movie. Not at all what i expected. Many may not agree with me on this, but i half believe the methods used to recruit the Fight Clubbers are some the same methods used to recruit Girl Scouts. Anyone who loves unique cinema should give this one a look.
Ok now i'm popping in the Sopranos. GOD i love this show. Bufungu! lol
My knee has been kinda bothering me today. Ive had this problem ever since puberty. I hope I'm not still growing. Growing for me was not a fun deal. I grew taller than my whole class when I was 12. In fact I grew so fast, my kneecaps were pulled out of socket. Had to take physical therapy for about 2 years.
Back to reality!
Who ate my last Pocky stick? It's YOUR Ass lol
I hope you choke on it..
I stayed in for the evening because it is quite chilly and I have a little bit of a runny nose. Damned allergies....
I'm making split pea soup. It's funny because I keep referring back to Seinfeld when they argued that soup wasn't a meal. LOL And then my mind goes to "The Excorcist" when that poor troubled child spewed a pea green substance everywhere. YUM! That makes it twice as appetizing! lol I would be having pizza but the poor bastard never showed up. I think he ate it. I hope he chokes...lol
Now you all are going to see me wearing some interesting looking glasses that I use for reading. Rule #1. Do not make fun of my glasses. #2.Do not make fun of my glasses or i will send you a virus that i had planned for the Jonas Bros. (heh heh. dont arrest me feds! it's a joke!) #3. Do not make fun of my glasses. My mother bought these for me.
Anyways for the past 2 weeks or so the news has been tainted with this story about a strange man going around spreading his own feces on the walls of public coffeehouse restrooms. He decided to switch things up a bit and spread his gifts on the walls of my campus's restrooms. Way to fucking go. He got caught. Wanna know how? Get this, he got caught in a routine traffic stop. As of this evening I believe he'll be doing his poo murals within the walls of a jail cell. What an interesting way to grab the attention and terrorize the minds of citizens? What i never did understand was how come no one found him the first few times? I mean someone had have gone in and seen a man with pooey hands. Some things people just stay away from...I know if it was me, i probably would have said "hey, you forgot to use toilet paper"...*stirs soup*
I'm watching "Fight Club". I wish I could find the book. I really like this movie. Not at all what i expected. Many may not agree with me on this, but i half believe the methods used to recruit the Fight Clubbers are some the same methods used to recruit Girl Scouts. Anyone who loves unique cinema should give this one a look.
Ok now i'm popping in the Sopranos. GOD i love this show. Bufungu! lol
My knee has been kinda bothering me today. Ive had this problem ever since puberty. I hope I'm not still growing. Growing for me was not a fun deal. I grew taller than my whole class when I was 12. In fact I grew so fast, my kneecaps were pulled out of socket. Had to take physical therapy for about 2 years.
Back to reality!
Who ate my last Pocky stick? It's YOUR Ass lol
I hope you choke on it..
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1. The specs are tight. 2. Splitpea soup is a meal if made with ham. 3. I wouldn't have wanted to be the officer who asked, "License and registration please." to Poo-man.
They should just have a criminal offense called, "Crazy-dumb Behavior". And your ass looks soooo hot in that G-string!