Well, I'm out of a job! By my own doing, of course. Voluntary Termination, I guess you'd call it.
Anyone wanna give me a job? 21, got some serving experience, good with people (or at least good enough at bullshitting to make people think I'm good with people). Think about it!
The older I get, the more I kind of realize that my family doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. My little sister's 13 now, though. And she's actually getting pretty cool. I made her drink a little thing of ranch dressing at a restaurant for $5. She said she did it, but I didn't see her. "Well, where would I put it?" she asked me. I didn't know.
I decided not to pay her anyway.
Anyone wanna give me a job? 21, got some serving experience, good with people (or at least good enough at bullshitting to make people think I'm good with people). Think about it!
The older I get, the more I kind of realize that my family doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about. My little sister's 13 now, though. And she's actually getting pretty cool. I made her drink a little thing of ranch dressing at a restaurant for $5. She said she did it, but I didn't see her. "Well, where would I put it?" she asked me. I didn't know.
I decided not to pay her anyway.