Delirious, Delusional and Burnt Zee Fuck Out!
.... So here I am now online when I should be at work, although due to the New Jersey Death Flu I'm stuck at home! Sunday Night after work (another 12 hour shift) I got home only to notice things were moving in my house that were not supposed to move. For instance, I stared at a photo of Elvis Presley until he winked at me, the snow flake Christmas decorations laughed at me and the floor was moving when I stood still. I would have thought this was all normal but I didn't do any drugs at all. I tried to fall asleep for hours but I couldn't. After staring into outerspace for about 5 hours I finally fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning I was done. My body ached, my head hurt, I couldn't talk, I was hot as hell and my teeth were killing me. I tried to pee but it took to much energy. I had to go to work on top of it. I got ready for work, drove in only to realize that there was no way in hell I was going to be able to deal with people. I stayed in for about 3 minutes and went home.Last night I tossed in turned in bed. One minute I was cold, the next hot as hell. My body hurt so bad that I couldn't get comfortable. I'm still seeing shit and I feel like hell. I need to go back to bed and cancel my tattoo appointment for today. Oye! Somebody help me, I need some soup.
PS. If you love me, like me or even Hate me .. send me some Testimonial love for Christmas .. I'm sick and lonely. Humor me and make me feel special.
.... So here I am now online when I should be at work, although due to the New Jersey Death Flu I'm stuck at home! Sunday Night after work (another 12 hour shift) I got home only to notice things were moving in my house that were not supposed to move. For instance, I stared at a photo of Elvis Presley until he winked at me, the snow flake Christmas decorations laughed at me and the floor was moving when I stood still. I would have thought this was all normal but I didn't do any drugs at all. I tried to fall asleep for hours but I couldn't. After staring into outerspace for about 5 hours I finally fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning I was done. My body ached, my head hurt, I couldn't talk, I was hot as hell and my teeth were killing me. I tried to pee but it took to much energy. I had to go to work on top of it. I got ready for work, drove in only to realize that there was no way in hell I was going to be able to deal with people. I stayed in for about 3 minutes and went home.Last night I tossed in turned in bed. One minute I was cold, the next hot as hell. My body hurt so bad that I couldn't get comfortable. I'm still seeing shit and I feel like hell. I need to go back to bed and cancel my tattoo appointment for today. Oye! Somebody help me, I need some soup.
PS. If you love me, like me or even Hate me .. send me some Testimonial love for Christmas .. I'm sick and lonely. Humor me and make me feel special.
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have the merriest christmas ever!