I am currently suffering from the, "Alone & crying, inside I'm dying, 5'oclock shadow having, cold, tired, caffeine wired, missing my baby and it's driving me crazy, Wednesday afternoon, rainy day, please go away, Emo blues" Who knows the cure?
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Ingredients:
Five buckets full of waterballoons
One Nerf brand baseball bat
One 4-6 story building overlooking
One parking lot FULL of Beemers, Lexus'es, and Mercedes'.
Directions.
1) begin preparing waterballoons in the morning around 8:30 am. Place finished waterballoons in buckets.
2) move buckets to roof of 4-6 building.
3) Sit and rest (five buckets of waterballons can be heavy!) WAIT UNTIL LUNCH HOUR RUSH!!!
4) During this time, practice your swing.
5) at the beginning of the lunch hour rush...Choose your targets carefully. Target the ones with the three peice suits, cellphones...and the ones who look like they are in a hurry.
6) Toss up a balloon, and start a-swingin!
Have fun. Especially for THIS time of year. COOOOOLD water! There you go, CEO!
Things always happen in the strangest of ways,.......
but in your heart of hearts, you know the price you paid,.....
is the love you lost,....... for the love you'll gain,......
So open you heart,.....
Just open your heart,....
open you heart and let the love shine through.
T N S
We have a purpose in life to seek out and find.
Pack your bags, we sail a week on Monday.
"Scalliwag"