tattoosandwhores

MARK: whats goin on, missy?
ME!: nothing much
ME!: talking about Rita
MARK: oh rita, that horrible slut
ME!: heheheh
ME!: totally!
MARK: I just typed that into the wrong conversation box
MARK: needless to say, my friend lori is now confused
ME!: hehehhehehe
ME!: i wish they would make a mascot outta the hurricane along with the name
ME!: Like rita could be this french prostitute
ME!: stockings and all
MARK: bonjooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
ME!: she likes to fuck dogs
ME!: and smoke ceeegarheattes
MARK: and wears entirely too much eye makeup
ME!: totally
MARK: and talks with an outraaaaaaaaaaagous accent
ME!: HAHAHHAHAHA



Lee (Goose) would like me to add our conversation...

LEE: you should post up
LEE: our convo
LEE: on your blog!
ME!: our convo wasnt funny
ME!: shut the hell up
LEE: it was good
LEE: and it'll make me look good
LEE:
ME!: make you look good?
ME!: how so?
LEE: because I'm sexy
LEE: duh
ME!: HAHAHA
ME!: I'll post this convo
LEE: lol
ME!: And to add... Lee gives great head!
LEE: and make me famous
LEE: totally
LEE: call him
LEE: day or night
LEE: rain or shine!
ME!: Put him in your butt
ME!: he loves the butt
LEE:
ME!: (__*__)
LEE: and if I finger their ass
LEE: to let them embrace it!
ME!: he has a cool dog
LEE: and a hot g-ma
LEE: who sleeps in the bed with him
LEE: nekkid
ME!: Dude... seriously... I want a hand job
LEE: lol
ME!: gimmie!
LEE: is that my new nick name?
ME!: Dude?
LEE: hand job
ME!: HAHA
ME!: yep
LEE: that works
LEE: ~
LEE: As long as I can stick it in your butt
ME!: Nite nite Lee!
LEE: lol
ME!: No one touches my asshole!
ME!: EVER!
LEE: i do
LEE: and HAVE
ME!: NO YOU HAVENT!
LEE:
ME!: DONT LISTEN TO HIM!
ME!: LIAR!
LEE: yes I have
LEE: totally
LEE: I stuck my finger in it
LEE: an LICKED IT
LEE: it tasted like butterfinger
ME!: I just threw up
LEE: now thats hot