OK for the next 12 weeks I am swearing off Booze and Fast food even though booze leads to fast food. I am even thinking about swearing off sex for 12 weeks too but I don't think I have that much willpower at one sitting. Give me strength to make it through. Maybe I'll have a nice body so I can pose for Suicide Boys! Or just send out private pics to my favorite suicide girls Louise and Alexis.
