Dear Santa,
I've had a lot fo free time recently to mull my life over and really think about what I want for Xmas this year. I'm trying to think of something practical and not super extravagant, withink reason. So here goes. This is want I want for Xmas,
1) More time with my kids. I really really miss them and the phone calls and visits are just too far inbetween,
and 2) Please Santa bring someone into my life to love who loves me back and is honest with me and doesnt try to deceive me, play me, lie to me, etc. If I had criteria for a mate here's what I'm looking for :
A) Must have a sense of humor, a sick and twisted one like me. She's gotta be able to dish it out and take it in return.
B) She has to love music as much as I do. If she loves any or all of these bands its a plus - Fishbone, Mars Volta, and The Deftones. If she loves to make out and/or make love to Deftones, this is a plus.
C) She has to love to read - like good stuff - Salinger, Palahniuk, Nietsche, Hunter Thompson, etc
D) she has to be soft hearted and compassionate cuz I am a man who is not afraid to cry
E) She has to love and be able to tolerate kids cuz I love mine even when they ARE brats.
P.S. If shes cute Santa, thats a plus but looks fade, dumb is forever. So please let her be smart?
Thank you Santa, I hope u can brighten my Xmas cuz so far its been really really sad and I really need a dose of some holiday cheer
I've had a lot fo free time recently to mull my life over and really think about what I want for Xmas this year. I'm trying to think of something practical and not super extravagant, withink reason. So here goes. This is want I want for Xmas,
1) More time with my kids. I really really miss them and the phone calls and visits are just too far inbetween,
and 2) Please Santa bring someone into my life to love who loves me back and is honest with me and doesnt try to deceive me, play me, lie to me, etc. If I had criteria for a mate here's what I'm looking for :
A) Must have a sense of humor, a sick and twisted one like me. She's gotta be able to dish it out and take it in return.
B) She has to love music as much as I do. If she loves any or all of these bands its a plus - Fishbone, Mars Volta, and The Deftones. If she loves to make out and/or make love to Deftones, this is a plus.
C) She has to love to read - like good stuff - Salinger, Palahniuk, Nietsche, Hunter Thompson, etc
D) she has to be soft hearted and compassionate cuz I am a man who is not afraid to cry
E) She has to love and be able to tolerate kids cuz I love mine even when they ARE brats.
P.S. If shes cute Santa, thats a plus but looks fade, dumb is forever. So please let her be smart?
Thank you Santa, I hope u can brighten my Xmas cuz so far its been really really sad and I really need a dose of some holiday cheer