tattoo_kitten

I hate it when people come up to me and ask me to give money charities - I donate to the charities that I chose not the ones that YOU want me to.
So last night some chap comes knocking on our door saying that he's there from the deaf schooling association and would I like to make a donation. He then tells me that he can't take cash so I'll have to give him my bank details *hmm warning bells people*. Anyway I'm sure he was the real deal but like i said before I hate feeling pressured by people turning up in my safe zone and I get quite intimidated and find it hard to say no, I'm also rubbish at quick witted come backs, but last night I impressed myself.

Him - we need to raise 150k I don't suppose you have that do you?
Me - hmm let me just check my other trousers!

Him - If you donate today I can guarentee that you will have a place in heaven
Me - I don't believe in heaven, I believe in reincarnation and having multiple lives, can you guarentee that I'll be reincarnated as a cat?
Him [slightly stumped] - ummm I'm sure theres a tick box on this for somewhere for reincarnation

Then he turns around and says to no-one wow I always get the weird ones! Lol

Then after that he kinda left!