tatertwat

Someone stole my fucking hat! And I know who did it too. If I ever see that little fuck ever again, I'm going to put my elbow through his eyesocket.

Here's the story. I went Xmas shopping today and got my mohawk trimmed while I was out. After the cut, I put my hat in my back pocket. I was in Target looking through the DVD's to see if I could find something for my nephew. As I'm standing there perusing the titles, some dweeb with a NASCAR baseball hat on (it had flames on the brim) kind of brushes by me and I hear him say something. It was crowded, it's the holiday season, and I expect people to have to squeeze by, so I thought nothing of it. A few minutes later, I reached back to grab my wallet to see if I had any money to buy the movie Miracle and immediately realized my hat was gone. I searched the entire area for signs of it. Then it hit me. That son of a bitch said "Thanks for the hat" as he was lifting my hat. It was my favorite hat. It was a black fitted baseball cap that said Shorty's on the front of it.