PWN3D.
ralphredimix:
We're totally going to 0wnx0r Iraq.
Yesterday was the best San Francisco day I've had in a long time. Started off kinda shitty, me hungover getting my teeth cleaned at the dentist. I wandered around the panhandle flats area, caught the 21 down to the fillmore, where everyone had to get off the bus because of the anti-war protestors.
Just looking down hayes street from alamo square was amazing, the street...
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Just looking down hayes street from alamo square was amazing, the street...
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ralphredimix:
I went shopping at the Gap and Nordstroms with britgirl. She's funny. She hates shopping. She hates Nordstroms. Someone got her a gift card and she'll never use it.
We went directly to the young adult section because she says it's more fun. She wandered around, confused, for a few minutes, bit her lip, then frustrated, gave up.
So we talked about what she wanted. I asked a salesperson for help. We picked out some things. She tried them on, but didn't come out of the dressing room to show me.
But at the Gap she did. I mentioned something about supporting sweatshops and she gave me a cross look. Then I admitted to the hypocrisy - I work for a company that's just as guilty.
She tried on pants on her mother's behalf. She thought she was way bigger than she actually is. While she tried on pants I scoured the floor for the right sizes and cuts. Then she came out and we talked. It was great.
All the other men were perched in chairs staring idly around, ignoring their wives and girlfriends who were busy shopping by themselves. What fun is that? I'd take doing something crappy with the girl I like over doing nothing by myself.
Hah. I forgot what this had to do with your day.
We went directly to the young adult section because she says it's more fun. She wandered around, confused, for a few minutes, bit her lip, then frustrated, gave up.
So we talked about what she wanted. I asked a salesperson for help. We picked out some things. She tried them on, but didn't come out of the dressing room to show me.
But at the Gap she did. I mentioned something about supporting sweatshops and she gave me a cross look. Then I admitted to the hypocrisy - I work for a company that's just as guilty.
She tried on pants on her mother's behalf. She thought she was way bigger than she actually is. While she tried on pants I scoured the floor for the right sizes and cuts. Then she came out and we talked. It was great.
All the other men were perched in chairs staring idly around, ignoring their wives and girlfriends who were busy shopping by themselves. What fun is that? I'd take doing something crappy with the girl I like over doing nothing by myself.
Hah. I forgot what this had to do with your day.
butterfly2:
Hey sweetie! How are you?!? I 
Indian food more than you can imagine! Where did you end up at?
OH! And I wanted to let you know that while I was in the SuperShuttle on my way to the airport, I saw you walking along Fillmore. I wanted to yell out but I couldn't because the windows didn't roll down.
I'm glad that you had a good time yesterday.
Indian food more than you can imagine! Where did you end up at?
OH! And I wanted to let you know that while I was in the SuperShuttle on my way to the airport, I saw you walking along Fillmore. I wanted to yell out but I couldn't because the windows didn't roll down.
I'm glad that you had a good time yesterday.
white kids love hip-hop.
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ralphredimix:
We've been having a lot of fun quoting Ali G and talking about her 'crackin ass' and how 'bangin' she is.
ponyboy_curtis:
wanksters love hip hop.
I'm going to Wrestlemania.
I'll be sure to say hi to the Hulkster.
I'll be sure to say hi to the Hulkster.
ralphredimix:
I met him. I've met just about every down-and-out wrestler there is.
They're frightening. Like real people, but not. Not quite celebrities, not quite athletes, just..
They're frightening. Like real people, but not. Not quite celebrities, not quite athletes, just..
lessee...saw old school with sadie and butterfly. went to amnesia, ended up at a diner with sadie, butterfly, docbombay, ninjarobot, and approximately four other people who's identities I forget entirely.
and....working.
thanks for the picture, ben.
and....working.
thanks for the picture, ben.
ralphredimix:
Haha. You look fly. Wassat the time you put nair on your head?
Today I'm wearing the italian-made t-shirt that work gave me to wear. It's way too small on me and makes me look silly! Oh well!
Today I'm wearing the italian-made t-shirt that work gave me to wear. It's way too small on me and makes me look silly! Oh well!
Bobby Joe Ebola & the Children MacNuggits
Next Time, Nametags
The cops showed up at midnight
and took the young ones home
"FUCK THOSE ASSHOLE DICKHEADS!"
Now there's no one left to bone!
I think that fairly well sums up last night's party. Word of the party got to the local catholic high school. The crowd was so very, very young, it didn't feel like...
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Next Time, Nametags
The cops showed up at midnight
and took the young ones home
"FUCK THOSE ASSHOLE DICKHEADS!"
Now there's no one left to bone!
I think that fairly well sums up last night's party. Word of the party got to the local catholic high school. The crowd was so very, very young, it didn't feel like...
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butterfly2:
I'm neither a hot chick or a community figurehead. Speaking of which, I think I'd like to be in Tuff's harem. 
haha
Thanks for thehilarious fucking entry. I almost died laughing!
Talk to you sooooooooon!
haha
Thanks for thehilarious fucking entry. I almost died laughing!
Talk to you sooooooooon!
butterfly2:
I sent you an email!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to go tonight!!!
I want to go tonight!!!
Until you actually see it first-hand, it's hard to guage, but jello wrestling is *exactly* as awesome as you'd think. I'm not much into bars with covers, but Jezabel's Joint had a $3 White Trash Special, which included a shot of horrible well whiskey and a bottle of PBR, so I forgive them.
Got to meet docbombay (again) and johnnysuicide, and I *think* I met...
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tinfoilhalo:
Heh,heh...there's ALWAYS room for Jell-O . 
cheshire42:
I've got me a 3 day drinkfest coming on... in a cocoon like a little liquor-filled caterpillar, about to bust out like John Belushi in a haze of booze, smoke, and the scent of dangerous women. When this little spitfire breaks out, I hope to sail the seas of booze with flair and elan. Cross your fingers!
my life is a blur. a slow, boring, blur.
Irony is played the fuck out.
Sadie's here!
It feels weird saying that. Sadie. Sadie Sadie Sadie.
Anyway, Sadie rocks. Treat her well.
Gaah, fuckin' france. I gotta get a new profile picture.
It feels weird saying that. Sadie. Sadie Sadie Sadie.
Anyway, Sadie rocks. Treat her well.
Gaah, fuckin' france. I gotta get a new profile picture.
sadie:
yay for me
cheshire42:
Sadie Sadie Sadie Sadie! 
Yeah, it does feel weird, in a I-just-shotgunned-a-Mountain-Dew way. With a Tequila shot on the side for flair.
So... gonna road trip to Austin for some All-Girl Roller Derby action?
Yeah, it does feel weird, in a I-just-shotgunned-a-Mountain-Dew way. With a Tequila shot on the side for flair.
So... gonna road trip to Austin for some All-Girl Roller Derby action?