out. of. hand.
the inside of my mouth tastes delightful.
the inside of my mouth tastes delightful.
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couple a things, off the head.
clean-shaven vajay-jays are funny lookin'. they look like they desperately want a warm, fuzzy blanket.
I don't care who you are, if you're going up against Kylie Minogue, the odds ain't in your favor.
what does it take to grow up?
clean-shaven vajay-jays are funny lookin'. they look like they desperately want a warm, fuzzy blanket.
I don't care who you are, if you're going up against Kylie Minogue, the odds ain't in your favor.
what does it take to grow up?
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ralphredimix:
I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum.
Fuck, I am tired.
Fuck baseball.
Money came today, but not enough. Spaghetti for a week or more!
Fuck, I am tired.
Fuck baseball.
Money came today, but not enough. Spaghetti for a week or more!
cheshire42:
vajay-jay: preach on, brother!
Kylie: Yeah, but she was in the Street Fighter movie. ugh.
Growin' Up: Some might say 'spouse, offspring, and real estate'. Some might say 'stickin' around for 21 trips around the sun'. Me, I say when you get the joke - we all have one life to live, live it well, there aint no do-overs. Then you're a grup.
PS: how bout that rasslemania?
Kylie: Yeah, but she was in the Street Fighter movie. ugh.
Growin' Up: Some might say 'spouse, offspring, and real estate'. Some might say 'stickin' around for 21 trips around the sun'. Me, I say when you get the joke - we all have one life to live, live it well, there aint no do-overs. Then you're a grup.
PS: how bout that rasslemania?
sadie's naked!
sadie's got great tits.
that is all!
sadie's got great tits.
that is all!
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whiskey_____:
yes, I must agree with you, my friend
ralphredimix:
and teeth!
portland was nice and portland-y. didn't get to everything on my portland checklist, but a nice trip regardless.
back to the grind.
I grow impatient waiting to see Sadie naked. I wish whoever's working the machine back there would hurry the hell up.
back to the grind.
I grow impatient waiting to see Sadie naked. I wish whoever's working the machine back there would hurry the hell up.
ralphredimix:
Let's play the hammer game!
Yeah! Break it! Hit it! Don't stop for nothing!
Yeah! Break it! Hit it! Don't stop for nothing!
cheshire42:
Nekkid Sadie is a good thing, yep. 
Portland... ah. Many a day of intoxicated revelry was spent there by yers truly. Did ya get to Powell's?
Portland... ah. Many a day of intoxicated revelry was spent there by yers truly. Did ya get to Powell's?
Wrestlemania's over.
Wrestling fans are goddamn mutants.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is looking helluva old.
It's 10:57am, and I'm at SEATAC, drinking.
I'm supposed to go to the kennedy school in portland tonight with alex. I pray to christ I have the drinking stamina for it.
Wrestling fans are goddamn mutants.
Rowdy Roddy Piper is looking helluva old.
It's 10:57am, and I'm at SEATAC, drinking.
I'm supposed to go to the kennedy school in portland tonight with alex. I pray to christ I have the drinking stamina for it.
ralphredimix:
"This mall's too good for me, I'm all havin teeth!"
So, I'm in Seattle. They put me up at The W, which seems like some faux-hipster version of the hyatt.
Today has been riddled with a series of bizarre encounters and experiences.
I got to listen to some LA dick talk on his cell phone about getting the hosting gig for Junkyard Wars while our driver tried to figure out how to get to the...
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Today has been riddled with a series of bizarre encounters and experiences.
I got to listen to some LA dick talk on his cell phone about getting the hosting gig for Junkyard Wars while our driver tried to figure out how to get to the...
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whiskey_____:
couldn't have said it better myself!
have fun, doll
have fun, doll
ralphredimix:
word
Fucking ska fucking music.
I feel like I'm 17 all over again. It's a euphoric sensation. My body isn't in 17 year old condition anymore, though. I've got a mild headache, my neck is all sore, and I think I hyperextended my left elbow.
Still. Totally fucking worth it. I hope that there's another serious ska revival before I'm too old to skank anymore.
Hey...
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I feel like I'm 17 all over again. It's a euphoric sensation. My body isn't in 17 year old condition anymore, though. I've got a mild headache, my neck is all sore, and I think I hyperextended my left elbow.
Still. Totally fucking worth it. I hope that there's another serious ska revival before I'm too old to skank anymore.
Hey...
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louise:
yes, i thank my lucky stars for the day my older sister made me a tape of Madness and told me they were the best band in the world.
ps - i bet i enjoy pocky even more than you do.
ps - i bet i enjoy pocky even more than you do.
louise:
yeah! giant pocky is so awesome. i got some as a present last christmas
Last night, I went to a party, a cocktail party, where the attendees were primarily grocery store employees, and I had a really fantastic time. Actually, I guess it was just a good time, but good enough. Drank probably near half a full-size jug of Carlo Rossi chablis, which I was drinking by hooking it over my elbow and drinking straight from the jug, pirate-style....
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taswell:
oh yeah, and I totally saw the big lebowski at the clay on friday night with my friend mike. we smuggled a bottle of sangria and some doritos, and mike ended up sleeping through most of the movie. what a retard.
cheshire42:
"It's all in the reflexes"
I so want to have a Coen Brothers flickfest. Raising Arizona, Lebowski, and O Brother at the least.
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
I so want to have a Coen Brothers flickfest. Raising Arizona, Lebowski, and O Brother at the least.
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"
Thanks to our current war efforts, I'm currently trapped in my office, and I don't know when I'm going to get out. Not because of chemical threats or buses full of terrorists, but because of the protesters that are creating utter gridlock all through downtown San Francisco.
Apparently the only way these people know how to voice their opposition to our military action is through...
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commie:
there's like a protester afterparty going down outside my window. [note that it's well after midnight].
i am tempted to support our little bush at this point.
if it would piss them off..
i am tempted to support our little bush at this point.
if it would piss them off..
ralphredimix:
In response to your bus full of cops, in Seattle today I saw several nondescript vans with tinted windows packed with SPD.
The beat down squad.
The beat down squad.
Saddam is so emo.
I wish I had hella doubles.
I wish I had hella doubles.
ralphredimix:
Yea, that'd be sweet. I'd send them to do all my dirty work, all the time.
Oh god they are bringing back memories...