taswell

Bobby Joe Ebola & the Children MacNuggits
Next Time, Nametags

The cops showed up at midnight
and took the young ones home
"FUCK THOSE ASSHOLE DICKHEADS!"
Now there's no one left to bone!

I think that fairly well sums up last night's party. Word of the party got to the local catholic high school. The crowd was so very, very young, it didn't feel like I was actually at the party. I felt like The Watcher from those old What If? comic books. Also, cops are the #1 most effective way to empty out a party.

I've gotta stop going to these parties in the north bay. I'm completely burned out on the bad suburban house party thing. It's the same shitty people doing the same shitty stuff over and over again. I can't recall the last time I met someone worth meeting again.

I want someone to invent a drug that gives you a short-term case of down's syndrome. As intelligence increases, happiness decreases, so the retarded have to be the happiest motherfuckers on the globe. Where heaven is just a glass of apple juice and a plate of graham crackers away.