Monday night I was supposed to have another social group drinking rendezvous with some friends, as well as one of my current crush-ees. Then I find out, from the bartender no less, that she's kinda-sorta dating my friend Joe. Then she doesn't show up. I don't ask Joe about this, because he can be pretty coy about the ladies. All told, I spend somewhere around $70 on PBR, Powers whiskey, and a cab. It was still a good evening, but I couldn't help but feel like a total and complete sucker the next day.
Kids, if you're gonna be an asshole, at least be an aggressive asshole.
Oh yeah, and happy fucking valentine's day. If you'd like to exchange sexual favors for two pounds of See's candy, drop me a line. We'll work something out.
Kids, if you're gonna be an asshole, at least be an aggressive asshole.
Oh yeah, and happy fucking valentine's day. If you'd like to exchange sexual favors for two pounds of See's candy, drop me a line. We'll work something out.
jackd:
Me give you chocolate, you give me love long time! Long Time!