Woke up this morning feeling kinda crappy and tired. It wasn't until I got out the door that I realized I'm probably at the beginning of a fun cold.
Goddammit. I was just lamenting yesterday how I *never* get sick, and thus never get to take advantage of staying home sick from work. Now it's actually happening, but work is too busy to take sick time off, and I have a string of three awesome parties to attend Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Define irony.
I can get pretty lonely sometimes...but I yearn for a dedicated female companion the most when I'm sick. I turn into a big fucking bitch that needs to be coddled.
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I feel compelled to explain the origin of my current profile pic. My friend Tim related to me a story about a dream he had, the high point being when he met up with a mutual friend who was wearing a shirt that said "A Bear's Penis Can Disembowel You.". I took it upon myself to attempt to recreate this shirt; to bridge the gap between Tim's subconscious and our shared reality with a memento that had permanence in both.
Plus, I think the idea of getting raped by a bear is some funny fucking shit, motherfucker.
Goddammit. I was just lamenting yesterday how I *never* get sick, and thus never get to take advantage of staying home sick from work. Now it's actually happening, but work is too busy to take sick time off, and I have a string of three awesome parties to attend Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights. Define irony.
I can get pretty lonely sometimes...but I yearn for a dedicated female companion the most when I'm sick. I turn into a big fucking bitch that needs to be coddled.
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I feel compelled to explain the origin of my current profile pic. My friend Tim related to me a story about a dream he had, the high point being when he met up with a mutual friend who was wearing a shirt that said "A Bear's Penis Can Disembowel You.". I took it upon myself to attempt to recreate this shirt; to bridge the gap between Tim's subconscious and our shared reality with a memento that had permanence in both.
Plus, I think the idea of getting raped by a bear is some funny fucking shit, motherfucker.
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Hope you gets ta feelin better before the day of your party . You ever try to drink and have fun while being sick ? Not a good idea . Unless of course , your drink of choice is Nyquil . THAT'S a party , right there .
I'm glad that somebody else can see the good qualities in Congo . It's the crappy movie with a beautiful soul ( and a talking ape ) . New quote is up . Try again .