On the way home from work today the clouds were amazing. I was driving over the bridge connecting my town and the one I work in. The water was so fucking incredible. I am rarely at the beach anymore and seem to forget that I live in a city on the coast. This part of Texs does not have the most popular or even better beaches but they are still quite lovely. Even with loud waves and wind it is peaceful. I do not appreciate the beauty of the water, but seeing it today was just brilliant. The clouds reflection on the water was textured by the waves. Everything looked cool and soft, deep and pale blues, whites and grays. It made me want to get some red in the water.
So I realized last night that I should probably not talk with children so much, because I do not like to change the manner in which I speak to suit what their intelligence level may be. Or their maturity level either. This all cost me $2. This is what happened.
At the bowling alley, looking pretty, hanging out, hating everything. A child approachs me as I am sitting reshaping the tip of my pool cue.
HI BRIAN!!!
Hello Ashley.
Want a hug?
I will be having none of that.
What is that on your shirt? Is it a band?
No its Suicide Girls.
What are those?
They are the most beautiful girls in the world, what else would they be?
Um, I don't know, a band?
No child it is not a band.
Is your girlfriend a Suicide Girl?
Ashley when is the last time you have seen me around a girl that is not already with someone else?
Never?
Yeah pretty close.
Well are you going to get a Suicide Girl for a girlfriend?
That probably couldn't even happen in my dreams dude.
Oh oh! Dreams come true!! Mine will!!
I am happ- No actually I am way to fucking bitter to be happy for you, because Unfortunately, mine will not be so courteous.
What does that mean?
That my dreams will not come true.
But dreams do come true.
Hey dude, you are like 6 right? That means you have not yet realized how shitty life is for some people. For some of us, things never work out how we want them to. Life is a big disappointment and a hard fucking. For others, life is good. -At this point I stop and think, I really should not be telling this girl this shit now, because I have to hear the parents bullshit when she repeats it.-
Ashley, forget everything I just told you, go enjoy childhood, its supposed to be the easy part of life.
But...
Look dude here is a fucking dollar, go buy some candy.
THANKS BRIAN!!
Hang on, what were we talking about?
Candy?
That's good, here is another dollar, get some soda while you are up there.
Well I do not want to repeat the last part of my last blog exactly so now we have...
Well yeah, So then I am on myspace and facebook a lot more than I am on here because my phone is quite cunty and will not load this site so easily. Add me on there, Brian Quintanilla, tastycorpse666@yahoo.com. Or text your obscenities to 3616552223.
So I realized last night that I should probably not talk with children so much, because I do not like to change the manner in which I speak to suit what their intelligence level may be. Or their maturity level either. This all cost me $2. This is what happened.
At the bowling alley, looking pretty, hanging out, hating everything. A child approachs me as I am sitting reshaping the tip of my pool cue.
HI BRIAN!!!
Hello Ashley.
Want a hug?
I will be having none of that.
What is that on your shirt? Is it a band?
No its Suicide Girls.
What are those?
They are the most beautiful girls in the world, what else would they be?
Um, I don't know, a band?
No child it is not a band.
Is your girlfriend a Suicide Girl?
Ashley when is the last time you have seen me around a girl that is not already with someone else?
Never?
Yeah pretty close.
Well are you going to get a Suicide Girl for a girlfriend?
That probably couldn't even happen in my dreams dude.
Oh oh! Dreams come true!! Mine will!!
I am happ- No actually I am way to fucking bitter to be happy for you, because Unfortunately, mine will not be so courteous.
What does that mean?
That my dreams will not come true.
But dreams do come true.
Hey dude, you are like 6 right? That means you have not yet realized how shitty life is for some people. For some of us, things never work out how we want them to. Life is a big disappointment and a hard fucking. For others, life is good. -At this point I stop and think, I really should not be telling this girl this shit now, because I have to hear the parents bullshit when she repeats it.-
Ashley, forget everything I just told you, go enjoy childhood, its supposed to be the easy part of life.
But...
Look dude here is a fucking dollar, go buy some candy.
THANKS BRIAN!!
Hang on, what were we talking about?
Candy?
That's good, here is another dollar, get some soda while you are up there.
Well I do not want to repeat the last part of my last blog exactly so now we have...
Well yeah, So then I am on myspace and facebook a lot more than I am on here because my phone is quite cunty and will not load this site so easily. Add me on there, Brian Quintanilla, tastycorpse666@yahoo.com. Or text your obscenities to 3616552223.
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I am looking forward to it.