hahahaha. so i'm sitting here at the comp. and harley's sitting behind me...being stingy with a soda..hahaha 
that is now all gone. hmmph. ewww...harleys gross. 
he says i need to take more pictures of myself..because i'm lazy and i never do anything..*sighs* today we got into a huge fight and i had to go to the ER...he stuck a fork in my arm...it was very traumatic. *cries* but it's okay..i took a wooden soup spoon and rammed it in his rectum. so we're even now. 
all is well and we are trying to get better..if you couldn't tell by now none of that really happened..but..it makes for a nice story. so..i'm out lika boner in sweat pants. 
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disynthetic:
That's fucking hilarious. Soda's being stinged, arms fork-stabbed, anuses spoon-rammed... sounds like like a comic book.
downcaste:
Hiya, I from down in Richmond and may be moving to Charlottesville or Harrisonburg for work. Just checkin' to see if there was anyone from around there. I liked your pics and your story about the fork was funny. I needed a laugh today.