tarragon

Big apologies for not updating for a while. I had a choice between blogging and having lots of sex.

Needless to say the sex won.

Now I need to grab a shower and get ready for my evening dinner date.

And more sex.

So...


...I have a date on Tuesday evening.

Just to prove you cant keep a good woman down, and to stick two fingers up at the last loser who strayed on to my radar screen, I am about to ask a certain young man out on a date. When he gets back from having a curry with his housemates that is.

Cross your fingers for me.

Fucking telemarketers!

I'm averaging four or five calls a night from them at the moment. I have signed up for the Telephone Preference Service to take my number off every sales database but it takes a month to take effect.

Bastards!

Apologies for the brief hiatus. I have been busy doing the following:

Moving my website to It's own domain

Redesigning said website which required a crash course in PHP

Having a minor disagreement with Firefox over displaying my design correctly. Needless to say Firefox won.

Reading the Harry Potter books. Yes, I've finally caved in to the relentless mockery.

Now that I have divulged my...
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I have my lambswool moccasins on (v. sexy), woolly pyjamas (damn I look good right now), the heating is set to "furnace" and I still cant feel my feet.

A question:

You propose to a woman one week after meeting her. Two weeks later you send her a "Dear Jane" email saying you're now too busy at work to have a relationship and it's over because you want to concentrate on your career.

Explain to all the mystified women out there how the fuck you think this is normal and reasonable behaviour.

Fucktard.



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Men officially suck!

I'm going back to owning cats.

Well having spent the last three days praying at the shrine of the porcelain god has left me with a lot of time on my hands, not to mention a shortage of bog roll.

I decided to put my involuntary quarantine to good use and overhaul my other blog. I didnt like the design anymore and the fact that my first ever entry there was...
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Further to my comments to Leola and Deadly_Photo last week, on how soon I would get the "I dont want to see you anymore" email, we had our second date yesterday during which he told me he had fallen in love with me and asked me if I'd marry him.



Somewhat unexpected to say the least but strangely not in the least bit scary.

I...
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