Whay-hay! Fight outside my house. Three riot vans and a squad car full of coppers attempting to keep the peace between warring chavs.
You cant pay for entertainment of this quality. I'm going to have to stay up past pub closing time a bit more often.
You cant pay for entertainment of this quality. I'm going to have to stay up past pub closing time a bit more often.
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Personally I've found buy-to-let to be the key to prime entertainment.
The neighbour on one side was arrested and taken off to help with the enquiries; his predecessor there was a cop who got his bottle-blonde liveinlover pregnant and then desserted her and went back to his other girlfriend up North whilst leaving the wife and the kids here to get on with it.
Meanwhile the neighbours on the other side suddenly got busy at am one morning when all these cops turned up in latex gloves creeping around like a bunch of six year olds. Apparently they were looking for drugs. It would have been a good idea if they'd brought some boltcutters with them to get in the garage. It took them an hour and a half to get one of their mates to find a pair.
Next week on The Bill ........
Well I apologise for not being around last nught, got sent out on an unexpected job for work. I`m around today if you still wanna vent.
All the best mate.