tara81

my boy and i ended up playing with whip cream and strawberries once. i found it very hard to take the whole thing seriously. i kept rubbing my face into it and making weird expressions with all this whip cream on me. then i would write stupid things on him. and we both just kept laughing and it wasn't sexual at all because i'm such a dork. and then since it was a very hot summer day we both started to smell really really really bad because after about 20 min whip cream residue on the skin starts to smell like barf. and that was sooooo sexy in that completely not sexy and gross way. this resulted in sex in the shower which was a total failure also b/c from some reason our wet bodies slippin' and slidin' against eachother kept making oinky noises. that day is possibly the most unsexy but ridiculously funny day since i started doing naughty things with boys.

It has some many animal by products in it.....yuck....