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decided to go see a movie tonight. due to the limited choices in-town, I ended up seeing the new bond flick, 'die another day.' it wasn't too shabby, lots of explosions, implied sex, nifty gadgets, and intrigue. pretty much standard bond fare. after that, I went to grab a bite to eat, and rediscovered something.

being the only customer in a resturant at night is...
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thorn2:
Sounds like you need to get out of there fast. Toad suck? LOL (shaking head) at least you have great taste in favorite films.
tao1:
they even have a festival each year called 'toad suck daze'... it's really quite frightening.
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about 10pm tonight, I decided that I needed to get outside. I worked from home today, so I've basically been inside my apartment since I woke up. so, I grabbed a cd, hopped in the car, and started driving with no particular destination in mind. while pink floyd serenaded me, I drove aimlessly around town. right around comfortably numb, I saw something of horror. it...
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ugh, I just played neverwinter nights for 7 hours. got home from work and said to myself, "I'll just play for a few minutes." seven hours later, here I am, coming out of a trance. damn you nick for telling me to buy it. damn you to the hell of the horny dragon. I can almost feel the IQ points slipping away, and I don't...
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martini2:
dfs
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damn the bible belt. damn the bible belt to the hell of the horny dragon. my current list of complaints about living in the bible belt:

1) dry counties. being of legal age, and yet not being able to purchase alcoholic beverages unless I drive 20 miles to the county line. not to mention, the laws make it damn near impossible to the issue on...
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whiskey_____:
baby doll, you need to move. NO EXCUSES! Just move.
martini2:
having finally bothered to read your rant, im appalled.

if some lady told me i was going to hell for whatever reason, why i'd... id... id probably pretend i didnt hear her and rant about it on the internet. frown

im apparently too passive.
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do 'undateable' people exist? if so, how did I end up with the job? I sure don't remember volunteering. on my way home tonight I got to thinking about the small number of people who still hold out hope for me. the first one I thought of was my mom. that makes sense. she's my mom after all, so the desire to see all her...
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whiskey_____:
at least your not the supposed cute girl that can't get a date to save her life. that would be me. self pity is a wonderful thing.............

yeah, i'm just having one of those days. sorry
whiskey_____:
baby, I'm so sorry!
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the problem with being bored is that eventually you'll think of something you want to do. on the surface, that would seem like a good thing...and most of the time it IS a good thing. there are times however, when it just leads to trouble. tonight, for instance: I'm sitting around bored, bouncing from video game to video game to movie to book, but I...
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tao1:
agreed, carrying stuff is the one true purpose in the life of a tin. I suppose my problem is that I just don't have enough little things that need carrying. damn my lack of little things to carry!
martini2:
store your success in it.

god knows youve got little enough of that smile))))))))

ill give you 500 dollars to kill me plz
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so, I've got a toothache. it hurts, a lot. I've been the dentist, and he put me on some antibiotics in preparation for a root canal (hooray, just what I wanted!). today it hasn't been hurting too bad, but yesterday it was excruciating. about 3pm I said 'fuckit' and went home from work. as I'm lying curled up in the fetal position on my bed,...
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martini2:
cool, ftp!
how... 1995.

ahem.

yeah, you forgot the bit where we were in irc and you admitted you fuck that chick from hotornot even thought its a guy!

oh wait, so did i. dammit! be gay with me.
tao1:
I deny everything.
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when i was little, i saw 'pubic bone' in a book somewhere, and since i didnt know the word 'pubic', it stuck in my head as 'public bone'. for a few years after that, i often thought "what a weird thing, to call it the public bone, when it's down by your private parts!"
johncocktoastin:
when i discovered my first pubic hairs, i was horrified and ran out of the bathroom and yelled to my mom "mom, i've got public hairs!!!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she laughed. i did'nt. but i do now!!!!!
martini2:
...and then she ran over the goddamned cat WITH BOTH WHEELS.

ill never forget your story. especially because i laughed out loud at work and got in trouble for slacking off.

thanks kraken.