so, I've got a toothache. it hurts, a lot. I've been the dentist, and he put me on some antibiotics in preparation for a root canal (hooray, just what I wanted!). today it hasn't been hurting too bad, but yesterday it was excruciating. about 3pm I said 'fuckit' and went home from work. as I'm lying curled up in the fetal position on my bed, waiting for any of the numerous over-the-counter painkillers that I've taken to kick in, I get a phone call. under extreme pain, i don't exhibit the best judgement. I answered the phone, proving this. it was this girl from work, wanting to know if I could do something for her. through the haze, I remembered that I'd in fact, already done it earlier that day, and told her the same. right about then, a new wave of pain shot into my jaw. fighting to keep from taking a pair of pliers to the offending tooth, I went to hang up the phone. but oh no, she wasn't done yet. she wanted me to walk her through using 'ftp.' a software developer. supposedly with several year's worth of experience. asking ME to give her a tutorial on using a basic file transfer protocol. I swear, if I ever find out how these people decided that I was their own personal source for "basic computer skills 101", heads are gonna roll.
but it's not all bad. I told her "RTFM", hung up the phone, and unplugged it.
but it's not all bad. I told her "RTFM", hung up the phone, and unplugged it.
how... 1995.
ahem.
yeah, you forgot the bit where we were in irc and you admitted you fuck that chick from hotornot even thought its a guy!
oh wait, so did i. dammit! be gay with me.