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the problem with being bored is that eventually you'll think of something you want to do. on the surface, that would seem like a good thing...and most of the time it IS a good thing. there are times however, when it just leads to trouble. tonight, for instance: I'm sitting around bored, bouncing from video game to video game to movie to book, but I...
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tao1:
agreed, carrying stuff is the one true purpose in the life of a tin. I suppose my problem is that I just don't have enough little things that need carrying. damn my lack of little things to carry!
martini2:
store your success in it.

god knows youve got little enough of that smile))))))))

ill give you 500 dollars to kill me plz
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so, I've got a toothache. it hurts, a lot. I've been the dentist, and he put me on some antibiotics in preparation for a root canal (hooray, just what I wanted!). today it hasn't been hurting too bad, but yesterday it was excruciating. about 3pm I said 'fuckit' and went home from work. as I'm lying curled up in the fetal position on my bed,...
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martini2:
cool, ftp!
how... 1995.

ahem.

yeah, you forgot the bit where we were in irc and you admitted you fuck that chick from hotornot even thought its a guy!

oh wait, so did i. dammit! be gay with me.
tao1:
I deny everything.
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when i was little, i saw 'pubic bone' in a book somewhere, and since i didnt know the word 'pubic', it stuck in my head as 'public bone'. for a few years after that, i often thought "what a weird thing, to call it the public bone, when it's down by your private parts!"
johncocktoastin:
when i discovered my first pubic hairs, i was horrified and ran out of the bathroom and yelled to my mom "mom, i've got public hairs!!!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she laughed. i did'nt. but i do now!!!!!
martini2:
...and then she ran over the goddamned cat WITH BOTH WHEELS.

ill never forget your story. especially because i laughed out loud at work and got in trouble for slacking off.

thanks kraken.