the problem with being bored is that eventually you'll think of something you want to do. on the surface, that would seem like a good thing...and most of the time it IS a good thing. there are times however, when it just leads to trouble. tonight, for instance: I'm sitting around bored, bouncing from video game to video game to movie to book, but I...
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so, I've got a toothache. it hurts, a lot. I've been the dentist, and he put me on some antibiotics in preparation for a root canal (hooray, just what I wanted!). today it hasn't been hurting too bad, but yesterday it was excruciating. about 3pm I said 'fuckit' and went home from work. as I'm lying curled up in the fetal position on my bed,...
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martini2:
cool, ftp!
how... 1995.
ahem.
yeah, you forgot the bit where we were in irc and you admitted you fuck that chick from hotornot even thought its a guy!
oh wait, so did i. dammit! be gay with me.
how... 1995.
ahem.
yeah, you forgot the bit where we were in irc and you admitted you fuck that chick from hotornot even thought its a guy!
oh wait, so did i. dammit! be gay with me.
tao1:
I deny everything.
when i was little, i saw 'pubic bone' in a book somewhere, and since i didnt know the word 'pubic', it stuck in my head as 'public bone'. for a few years after that, i often thought "what a weird thing, to call it the public bone, when it's down by your private parts!"
johncocktoastin:
when i discovered my first pubic hairs, i was horrified and ran out of the bathroom and yelled to my mom "mom, i've got public hairs!!!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she laughed. i did'nt. but i do now!!!!!
martini2:
...and then she ran over the goddamned cat WITH BOTH WHEELS.
ill never forget your story. especially because i laughed out loud at work and got in trouble for slacking off.
thanks kraken.
ill never forget your story. especially because i laughed out loud at work and got in trouble for slacking off.
thanks kraken.
god knows youve got little enough of that
ill give you 500 dollars to kill me plz