tanukis

I assume many people out there will be able to empathize with this...

Everything becomes simpler when you are drunk. I try not to drink very much, but this weekend was a music festival to fundraise for our radio station, and so naturally I was there for the entire thing. And a drank a lot on the final night.

When sober, my love life looks a little bit like this:

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For the most part the people that I flirt with are just quasi-friends or cute (or both I suppose), but a few of them are close friends who, while sober I'm usually pretty sure that I just want to stay friends with them, because we wouldn't work any other way. but there is always a bit of "what if" .

When drunk, my love life looks a little more like this:

"Hey friend who I flirt with who I happen to be with this evening, I think we should be together. I've been thinking about it for a really long time.

*Make-out*... sober up a bit *continue making out, while realizing what a large mistake I am making*... sober up a little bit more... "Sorry, I have to go before this goes any further. I'll see you tomorrow."

Next Day: "It didn't mean anything, I really just want to stay friends."

good-bye close friend, hello awkward friend with sexual tension.