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Oh My God!!

I want to die. I can't swallow. My back hurts. My skin hurts. Everything hurts. I can't sleep I am soooo tired. I'm not even horny. I can't go to work. I want to die.


I hate being sick

Totally got laid this weekend. Dd NOTHING for me. Damn that.

-Last Call

You bastards finally done it!!! I start my new Lead position on Tuesday and I am AMPED!!! I am going to make so much more fucking money, I am going to love the job but the only thing is that I am going to have shitty days off. Fuck it. I love it already. DAAAAMN I'M GOOD!!!! Best part? Radchelle wants to hang out and...
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I didn't know that it was legal to serve that much alcohol to one person.

Mississippigoddamns (7) Four shots, one Grey Goose, One top-shelf gin, one Captain Morgan and one Crown Royal Cranberry and RedBull
Alabama Slammas (1) Don't Know what the Fuck is in those
Chili Bombers (1) Crown and Redbull

I puked. Not a lot, but I am still drunk and a little...
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UH.....

So here I thought that she was gonna just pass out in my bed and i was gonna be nursing a hradon on my couch.

-OR-

I didn' t figure that I was gonna be spooning all nght with my fucking crush. If nothing I was frustrated because she wasn't playung and when I finally wanted to go to sleep, she woudln't stop moving!...
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I dont want to go to werk....

Hell, no. My ex doesn't like the college she is going to and wants to move across the country to go to one out here. Fuck no, says the mOjo man. HEEELLLLL NO. It's not that I don't like her. I just don't like the aura of infinite drama around her. At all times. I like my life boring and uneventful. With her in my...
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I am more than a little tired. I'm beat. I'm sweaty and I am tense. Worse off, I'm horny. I

couldn't stop thinking about you all day. Thinking about what I would do to you when I got home

is what got me through the day. I pull up ad hop in the shower immediately. I could not get my

clothes off fast enough. The...
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Paypal is souper hosed. HAHA, BURN!!! Oh, crap. I still had like 150 in my account. SELF BURN!!!! Dag. I don't like watermelon-flavored Arizona tea. I

DO like Grey Goose and pineapple. yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!


-mOjo

Fuck I love drinking. Why did I ever quit?

-mOjo