tansyo

That was like my first seccessful date in soooo long. She's coming over tomorrow. Woot! I am sooo psyched.
-mOjo

Why does everything loook werid?
What's going o- ... what the-WHAT THE FUCK!!?!? Who woke me up at 930!?!?? My brain doesn't understand anything earlier than noon, fuckdamnit!!!what the FUK!
Damnit!!!

Merry Christmas, bitches

-mOjo

I am so mad. Everyone at work is dropping way too much work off on me and I am taking a lot of shit that is not mine like a pie in the face and if this motherfucker steps to me again I am going to put his whole fucking world on spin cycle. Motherfucker has the sheer AUDACITY to ask me for favors and...
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I reek of stripper... \/\/00+!!!!

-mOjo

I got Fight for Ny and Burnout 3. I totally disssed a girl in order to play those last night. I feel like such a douche, but those games are so GOOD!!

I drank way, way way too much. I am just now feeling ok.

Pirates rawk

Beer tastes like shit. I need some... FENCH FRIESSS!!!

SO now, my buddies want I should do stand up. Now I have to stop masturbating long enough to pisck up a pen...

-mOjo